Hash Pipe

[A]I c[B]an[C]’t help my feelings
[A]I’l[B]l [C]go out of my mind
[A]The[B]se[C] players come to get me
[A]’Ca[B]us[C]e they’d like my behind
[A]I c[B]an[C]’t love my business
[A]If [B]I [C]can’t get a trick
[A]Dow[B]n [C]on Santa Monica
[A]Whe[B]re[C] tricks are for kicks

[D]Oh, come on and kick me
[A]  [B] [C]
[D]Oh, come on and kick me[F]
(Oh.) Come on and kick me[E]
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems[D]
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe[C]
You got your big cheese[B]
(No chord)
I got my hash pipe

[A]  [B]  [C]

[A]I c[B]an’[C]t help my boogies
They get out of control
I know that you don’t care
But I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor
Is a favorite treat
Of men that don’t bother
With the taste of a teat

[D]Oh, come on and kick me
[A]  [B] [C]
[D]Oh, come on and kick me[F]
(Oh.) Come on and kick me[E]
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems[D]
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe[C]
You got your big cheese[B]
I got my hash pipe  [G]
[B]-[C] (Single notes on [G] string)
I’ve got my hash pipe

[D]Oh, come on and kick me
[A]  [B] [C]
[D]Oh, come on and kick me[F]
(Oh.) Come on and kick me[E]
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems[D]
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe[C]
You got your big cheese[B]
I got my hash pipe [G]
[B]-[C] (Single notes on [G] string)
I got my hash pipe

[A]  [B] [C]

[A]I’v[B]e [C]got my hash pipe
[A]I'v[B]e [C]got my hash pipe
[A]I'v[B]e [C]got my hash pipe
Chorded by Kenny Perry, not sure if all the lyrics are correct, hard to tell what
he's saying. Play along with the song you'll get it.