El Scorcho

During the Verse and Chorus, these chords are picked
      [A]                 [D]              [E]
e|----------|      |----------|   |----------|
B|----------|      |-----7v---|   |-----9v---|
G|-----6v---|      |-------7--|   |-------9--|
D|-------7--|      |---7------|   |---9------|
A|---7------|      |-5--------|   |-7--------|
E|-5--------|      |----------|   |----------|

During Bridge, these chords are strummed
   [A]           [D]          [Bm]         [E]
[E]: 5        [E]: 5       [E]: 7        [E]: 7
[B]: 5        [B]: 7       [B]: 7        [B]: 9
[G]: 6        [G]: 7       [G]: 7        [G]: 9
[D]: 7        [D]: 7       [D]: 9        [D]: 9
[A]: 7        [A]: 5       [A]: 9        [A]: 7
[E]: 5        [E]: X       [E]: 7        [E]: X

Itro- [A] [D] [A] [D] [A] [D] [A]

Well, [D]Goddamn you h[A]alf-Japanese gi[D]rls
[A]Do it to me every ti[D]me
Oh, t[A]he redhead said you s[D]hred the cello
And I[A]'m jello, b[D]aby
But y[A]ou won't talk, w[D]on't look, won't think of me
[A]I'm the epitome o[D]f Public Enemy

Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

[A]I'm [D]a lot l[A]ike you s[D]o please [A]Hello, [D]I'm here, [A]I'm waitin[E]g
[A]I t[D]hink I'd be [A]good [D]for you a[A]nd you'd [D]be good for [A]me    [E]

I asked you to [A]go to the Green Day [D]concert
You [A]said you never heard of [D]them
How [A]cool is that??
So [D]I went to your room and [A]read your diar[D]y:
"[A]watching Grunge leg-drop [D]New-Jack trough press[A]table..."
and [D]then my heart stopped:

"listening to Cio-Cio San
fall in love all over again."

[A]I'm [D]a lot l[A]ike you s[D]o please [A]Hello, [D]I'm here, [A]I'm waitin[E]g
[A]I t[D]hink I'd be [A]good [D]for you a[A]nd you'd [D]be good for [A]me    [E]

(Chords are strummed at double time[count 1,&,2,&,3,&,4,& for each strum], not finger
like in the verses and chorus)

How [A]stupid is it? I can't [D]talk about it
I gotta [Bm]sing about it and make a [E]record of (my heart)
How [A]stupid is it? won't you [D]gimme a minute
just co[Bm]me up to me and s[E]ay "hello" to (my heart)

(Chords are now strummed at regular time [count 1,2,3,4 for each strum])

How s[A]tupid is it? F[D]or all I know y[Bm]ou want me too
And [E]maybe you just don't know w[A]hat to do
Or m[D]aybe you're s[Bm]cared to say: "[E]I'm falling for you"

e|--------------------------------------------------------|
b|-------------------------11--9--8h9----13-----9--11h13--|
g|--------------------9--8--------------------------------|
d|----8--10-----6--8-------------------------13-----------|
a|-----------7--------------------------------------------|
e|--------------------------------------------------------|

I wish I could g[A]et my head out of [D]the sand
'Cuz I [A]think we'd make a good [D]team
And you would k[A]eep my fingernails c[D]lean
But t[A]hat's just a stupid dream t[D]hat I won't realize
'C[A]uz I can't even l[D]ook in your eyes [A]Without shakin', and [D]I ain't fakin'
[A]I'll bring home the turkey if [D]you bring home the bacon

[A]I'm [D]a lot l[A]ike you s[D]o please [A]Hello, [D]I'm here, [A]I'm waitin[E]g
[A]I t[D]hink I'd be [A]good [D]for you a[A]nd you'd [D]be good for [A]me    [E]

[A]I'm [D]a lot l[A]ike you s[D]o please [A]Hello, [D]I'm here, [A]I'm waitin[E]g
[A]I t[D]hink I'd be [A]good [D]for you a[A]nd you'd [D]be good for [A]me    [E]