Tillamook County Jail

I'm [C]sittin' here waiting in the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail
I'm [C]hoping that she's not so mad now that she [D7]doesn't even pay my [G]bail
If [C]I was her, I'm [C7]not so sure, I wouldn't [F]keep on moving [D7]down the trail
[C]Sittin' here waiting in the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail
Got a [C]lump on my head, and a b[G]oot print on my [C]chest
From what the[C] guys in here call the Tillamook County l[D7]ie detector [G]test
Well I d[C]id my best but as y[C7]ou might-a guessed it's a to[F]ugh test not to f[D7]ail
I'm s[C]ittin' here waiting in the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail

One [F]phone call, two [C]Tylenol
Four [F]cold grey walls closing [C]in   [G]
If I [F]ever do get out on that [C]highway a[F]gain
I aint [C]ever going back to [G]Tillamook Count[C]y
No, I aint [C]ever going back to [G]Tillamook Count[C]y

It[C] all started when I had a little [G]trouble with a guy on a [C]highway crew
And that lyi[C]ng son of gun he told 'em I done some [D7]things that I didn't[G] do
They came a r[C]unnin' for me down [C7]101, lights f[F]lashing on my [D7]tail
And now I'm a s[C]ittin' here waiting in the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail

Guitar

I'm [C]sittin' here waiting in the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail
And [C]I'm  hoping that she's not so mad now she doesn[D7]'t even pay my [G]bail
We [C]coming down on vacation, gonna le[C7]ave on probation
Have to se[F]nd all my money through the [D7]mail
I'm gonna [C]send all me money through the [G]Tillamook County [C]Jail
Yes, I'm gonna [C]send all my money to the [G]tillamook county [C]Jail
Hey, I'm gonna [C]send all my money to the [G]tillamook county [C]Jail