Statistician's Blues

[A]They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to [D]6 percent of their br[A]ain
97 percent use 3 percent and the r[B7]est goes down the dr[E]ain
I'll ne[A]ver know which one I am but I'll b[D]et you my last di[A]me
9[D]9 percent think with [A]3 percent 100 pe[E]rcent of the ti[A]me

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

[D]Too much to th[A]ink about
[D]Too much to fi[A]gure out
[D]Stuck b[E]etween [F#m]hope and dou[D]bt
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink ab[A]out

They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
Drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress

It's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
Pick it now

84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs
They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while
Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style

And it's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
That's right
It's too much to think about
Amen
It's too much to think about
Mmm hmmm

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