Secret Crush

[G]  [D]  [Am]  [D]  x2

She's got a[G] nice body  Her hair [D]is dark
When she take's it [Am]doggy style  She like[D]s to bark
[G]Not that I would know  A littl[D]e birdy told me
Excuse[Am] me while I go masturba[D]te

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[G]I lover her  She h[D]ates me
[G]She's got a great personality     [D]
[G]I've got a secr[D]et crush   [Am]
[G]I've got a secr[D]et crush   [G]

She's really smart,  I think she's keen
Outside her window I can never be seen
I fantasize all day,  while laying in the grass
Of her putting objects up my ass

[G]  [D]  [C]  [D]  [G]  x2

I saw her at the movies, with some other guy
I got so depressed that I wanted to cry
So I went to the Beer Store, and got me a keg
To drown all my sorrows while i pissed on my leg

[G]I've got a secre[D]t crush  [Am]
[G]I've got a secre[D]t crush  [G]