I Could Be Wrong

[A]I guess I'm tired of Oprah [C]Winfrey's ass
Tellin' [G]me every move to [D]make
[A]And I'm tired of Martha S[C]tewart's ass
Tellin' [G]me how to bake a c[D]ake
[A]And I've just about [C]had my fill
Of [G]Doctor fucking [D]Phil
[A]Tired of looking at [C]Tiger's ass
And Sh[G]aquil O' fucking N[D]eal
[G]Paris Hilton could f[D]uck up a county f[A]air
[G]Just proof that you can be [D]stupid
[E]And still be a billion-fucking-aire
[A]I'm tired of S[C]imon's ass tellin' p[G]eople that they can't [D]sing
[A]I'd fire Donald T[C]rump's ass for kn[G]owing every fucking th[D]ing
[A]Jenn and Brad and A[C]ngelina's ass
I'm about t[G]ired of lookin' at t[D]hem
[A]And I'm about ready for [C]Hollywood's ass
To r[G]un out of fucking f[D]ilm!
[G]I'm tired of [D]everything on [A]TV
[G]Everybody loves R[D]aymond
[E]Except for fucking me!
[A]I'm tired of that L[C]ance's ass
In [G]France ridin' on a [D]bike
[A]And I could purty [C]much give a damn
What s[G]ome actress's dress looks l[D]ike
[A]It'd be nice if H[C]ip-Hop's ass would finally l[G]earn to play three [D]cords
[A]And I'm about fed up with [C]Nashville's ass
And the "[G]Hand-me-a-trophy" a[D]wards
[G]Barry Bonds [D]hittin' a bunch of fake home r[A]uns
[G]And that fake-ass Larry [D]the Cable's ass
And [E]Git Er fucking Done!
[A]I'd like to watch f[C]ootball's ass
[G]Without worryin' about [D]B.O.
[A]And I'm resolved to tell [C]W's ass
Where the [G]fuck he can fucking [D]go
[A]I'd be the first to s[C]econd
Tellin' the t[G]hird world what the fuck they can f[D]ucking do!
[A]It'd be fun to watch M[C]el Gibson's ass gettin' [G]whipped by the J[D]ews
[A]I'm tired of my [C]own ass s[G]inging this fucking s[D]ong
[A]There's a lot of people's [C]ass I'm tired of
But the l[G]ist's too fucking [D]long!
And I could be w[G]rong...
OHH, I could be w[A]rong!

sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong