Song For Wossy

[A]Wossy, in two weeks you’ll be gone

This is my [E/A]last opportunity to sing you a song

So I [G/A]wanna ask a favour before

You get on with [D]your life [Dsus2]       [D]

[A]Jonathan, I wanna make love to you

[E/A]Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you

[G/A]Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you

[G]Sweet love [G/A]to your [D]wife

There’s just [Dm]something about her

That drives me insane

She’s got that [A/C#]cute sense of humour

And a brilliant brain

But if I’m [Bm7]totally honest

My feelings for Jane

Are [A]mostly sexual

Don’t wanna [Dm]put you and her

In an awkward position

But I [A/C#]know I’d regret it

If I didn’t ask the question

I have [Bm7]talked to my wife

And she gave me permission

We [G/A]both have a celebrity [A]shag concession

And [G]mine[G/A] is J[D]ane

[G]Hers[G/A] is W[D]ayne Rooney

[Em7]Although to be fair

There’s [G/A]not much chance of scoring there

[D]Jane, in [A]two weeks time

Your [G]hubby will be out on the breadline baby

And [D]surely you’re not gonna wanna be

[G]Spending time with a [A]bum

[D]I know that in a [A]month or three

He’ll have [G]weaselled his way back onto my TV

But in the [D]meantime, would you [G]consider me

For a [E]little fun?

The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)

Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you’ll be diggin’ me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you

What I wouldn’t give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you

Wossy, you can watch if that’d make you feel better
That’d make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife

Stop me, won’t you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
I’m just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife

Oooh

[Dm]Jonathan I’ve always admired you

I was [A/C#]nervous about our interview

But your [Bm7]producers assured me

That all I had to do

Was be [G/A]totally honest...with y[D]ou

Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does, congratulations!