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Rock N Roll Nerd

Tim Minchin
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D-DU-UDU
Doesn't  have a problem with drugs,
 He just doesn't do  them,
 He's fine  that his mates have tattoos,
 But he reckon's they'll rue  them,
 And all  he's ever wanted to be
 Is a rock  star on RAGE  or MTV,
 But he knows  that it's not very likely,
 Now that he's thirty  he knows that...
 He will always be
 A rock'n'roll nerd,
 He'll keep writing songs  the world will never  hear,
 And though  the won't be heard
 He'll keep on writing,  oh yeah,
 But you see  the problem is
 He always thought  he'd be a star,
 But he learnt piano  instead of guitar,
 Which in the nineties  didn't get you very far,
 So while the other  kids were learning Stairway
 He was the piano  to their forte,
 But he was convinced  one day
 He'd rock their fucking arses,
 Or be an icon  for the disenfranchised masses,
 Grow his hair  long and rebel against the state,
 But for now  that'd have to wait,
 'Cause he's running late  for his morning classes.
 While his mates  all stay out late,
 Popping pills  and havin fun,
 He stays home and showers,
 And gets a good eight hours,
 He gets his thrills  from his morning run,
 While his mates  all go on dates,
 Taking speed  and drinking cans of Beam,
 He stays home and cooks,
 And curls up with a book,
 And the girl he's had  since he was seventeen
 'Cause he's never really been  part of the scene,
 While the other kids liked Gunners  he liked Queen,
 He's more into Beatles  that the Stones,
 He's more Stevie Wonder  than Ramones,
 He never owned  a panel van,
 He never shot  a Sepultura fan,
 He doesn't know the difference  between metal and thrash,
 He couldn't tell you nothing  about Axl and Slash,
 He likes Ben Folds  and The Jackson Five,
 He knows all the words  to Stayin' Alive,
 And although he wants  to be all grungy and cool
 He spent eleven years  in a private school,
 So it doesn't matter  how hard he tries,
 He cannot hide  behind his rock'n'roll lies,
 'Cause you've either got  it or you don't,
 Yeah, you'll either rock  it or you won't,
 You've either got it  or you don't,
 Yeah, you'll either rock  it or you wont.
 You can criticise him  and he won't care,
 'Cause he wants to rock,  and he will never  be deterred,
 He'll always  be a fucked-up little tryhard wannabe rock'n'roll nerd.

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Readable chord sheet for Rock N Roll Nerd by Tim Minchin

[Am]Doesn't have a problem with drugs,
He just doesn't [Dm]do them,
He's [G]fine that his mates have tattoos,
But he reckon's they'll [Am]rue them,

And [Dm]all he's ever wanted to [G]be
Is a [C]rock star on [G/B]RAGE or [Am]MTV, [C/G]
But he [Dm]knows that it's not very [G]likely,
Now that he's [E]thirty he knows that...

[E]   He will always [Am]be
A rock'n'roll [G]nerd,
He'll keep writing [C]songs the world will [G/B]never hear,
And [Am]though the won't be [C/G]heard
He'll keep on [Dm/F]writing, oh [E]yeah,

But you [D]see the problem [Gm]is
He always [C7]thought he'd be a [F]star,
But he learnt [Bb]piano instead of [Eb]guitar,
Which in the [D]nineties didn't get you very [Gm]far,
So while the [C7]other kids were learning [F]Stairway
He was the [Bb]piano to their [Eb]forte,
But he was [D]convinced one day
He'd rock their fucking [Eb]arses,
Or be an [D]icon for the disenfranchised [Eb]masses,
Grow his [D]hair long and rebel against the [Eb]state,
But for [Emb5]now that'd have to [F]wait,
'Cause he's running [D/F#]late for his morning [G]classes.

While his [Cm]mates all stay out late,
Popping [Eb]pills and havin [F]fun,
He stays home and [Cm]showers,
And gets a good eight hours,
He gets his [Eb]thrills from his morning [F]run,
While his [Cm]mates all go on dates,
Taking [Eb]speed and drinking cans of [F]Beam,
He stays home and [Cm]cooks,
And curls up with a book,
And the girl he's [Eb]had since he was [F]seventeen

'Cause he's never really [Gm]been part of the scene,
While the other kids liked [Bb]Gunners he liked Queen,
He's more into [C7]Beatles that the Stones,
He's more Stevie [Eb]Wonder than [F]Ramones,
He never [Gm]owned a panel van,
He never [Bb]shot a Sepultura fan,
He doesn't know the [C7]difference between metal and thrash,
He couldn't tell you [Eb]nothing about Axl and [F]Slash,
He likes Ben [Gm]Folds and The Jackson Five,
He knows all the [Bb]words to Stayin' Alive,
And although he [C7]wants to be all grungy and cool
He spent eleven [Eb]years in a private [F]school,
So it doesn't [Gm]matter how hard he tries,
He cannot [Bb]hide behind his rock'n'roll lies,
'Cause you've either [C7]got it or you don't,
Yeah, you'll either [Eb]rock it or you [F]won't,
You've either got i[Gm]t or you don't,
Yeah, you'll either [Bb]rock it or you wont.

[C7]    [Eb]   [F]   [D] [F#]   [E] [Ab]

You can criticise [F]him and he won't [G]care,
'Cause he wants to [F]rock, and he will [C/E]never be [D]deterred,
He'll [F/G]always be a fucked-up little tryhard wannabe rock'n'roll [C]nerd.

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