Hello
Tim MinchinVersion1
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Hello
Welcome to my show
I'm glad that you could come
We're gonna have a hoot
We're gonna have some fun
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Sit back
Put your feet up and relax
I hope you've had a drink or three
The more you've drunk
The better Ill ever be
And if you have a mobile phone
Please turn it off
Thank you
And if you have Tourette's syndrome
Just do whatever it is you people do
And if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy
Maybe you should chuff off home
Cos it's only gonna get worse
Only gonna get worse
Only gonna get worse
From now on
c**t
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My name is Tim
I write funny songs and sing
And if you don't think funny songs are funny
Well I respect your right
To think exactly what you like
But you're sure as shit not getting back your money
And if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say
That I read your publication every single day
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And I agree with absolutely everything you say
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I think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
Writing on the subject of the arts
But if you write a bad review
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I promise you I'll come round to your house
And lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
I'll lay turds!
In all your plants!
Your indoor plants!
Your potted indoor plants!
Hello
Welcome to my show
I'm glad you all could come
It's time for a little audience participation
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, "Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Sing, "Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)
Sing, "I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)
"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)
"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)
"Just get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)
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Readable chord sheet for Hello by Tim Minchin
Hello [E]
Welcome to my show [B/D#]
I'm glad that you could [D]come [Dsus2]
We're [A]gonna have a hoot
We're [D]gonna have [B/D#]some [E]fun
[notes [A3] [B3] [D3] [G3] [B3] [D3]]
Sit back [E]
Put your feet up and relax [E/D#]
I hope you've had a drink or [D]three[Dsus2]
The [A]more you've drunk
The [D]better Ill [B/D#]ever [E]be
And [A]if you have a mobile phone
Plea[Am]se turn it off
Than[E]k you
And [A]if you have Tourette's syndrome
Just[Am] do whatever it is you people [E]do
And [F#]if you are offended by stron[A]g language or blasphemy
[E]Maybe you should [A]chuff [B]off [E]home
Cos it's [A]only gonna get worse [E]
[A]Only gonna get worse [E]
[A]Only gonna get worse
From now [E]on
c**t
[notes [E2] [F#2] [Ab2]]
[A]My name is Tim
[D]I write funny [A]songs and sing
[A]And if you don't think [B]funny songs are [E7]funny
Well [A]I respect your right
To [D]think exactly [A]what you like
But you're [A]sure as shit not [E7]getting back your [A]money
And [Dmaj7]if you write for a newspaper [A]I'd just [E/G#]like to say[F#m] [F#m] [E]
That I [D]read your publi[Dmaj7]cation [A]every [E/G#]single d[F#m]ay [F#m] [E]
[Dmaj7] [B]ø [C#7] [F#m]
And I agree with absolutely everything you say
[Dmaj9] [B]ø/[D]
I think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
[A]Writing on the [G/A]subject of the [D/A]arts [Dm] [A]
[Dmaj9]But if you write a bad review
[B]ø/[D]
I promise you I'll come round to your house
[A]And lay [G/A]turds in all your [D/A]potted indoor [Bmb5]plant[A]s
I'll lay [B11]turds!
In all your [C11]plants!
Your indoor [C#11]plants!
Your potted indoor plants!
Hello [F#]
Welcome to my show[C#] [E#]
I'm glad you all could [Esus2]come
It's [B]time for a little [E]audience[C#] pa[E#]rtici[F#]pation
Sing, [F#]"Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, [E]"Yeah!" (Yeah!)
Sing, [B]"Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Sing, [F#]"Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)
Sing, [F#]"I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)
[E]"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)
[B]"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)
"Just [F#]get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)
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