Confessions

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1. Feminism

I[D7] believe that wo[Eb]men have the right to wa[F]lk the streets at n[Dm7]ight
w[Gm7]ithout being afrai[Cm7]d for their liv[Bb]es
[D7]I believe that w[Eb]omen have the right to choose what ha[F]ppens to her bo[Dm7]dy
Without suff[Gm7]ering the jud[Cm7]gement of the conserv[Bb]ative right

And[D7] I believe that w[Eb]omen have the right to we[F]ar the clothes they like
Wi[D7]thout being treated like dirt[Gm]
A[Gm7]nd I think [Eb]we men are pathetic how we s[F]eem to judge aesthetic
As the me[Dm7]asure of a woman's wor[G7]th
I'm asham[Eb]ed on behalf of my s[Dm]ex for [Gm]making wom[Cm]en fe[F]el like obje[Bb]cts

Fuck I love boo[F9]bs though, I just really l[Bb]ove them
Fuck I love boo[F9]bs though, I just wanna ru[Bb]b the[Bb7]m
They're just s[Eb]o jooby, they make me feel [Edim7]groovy
I would r[Bb]ather watch boobs than a m[G7]ovie
Be doop be [Cm7]doo. I j[F7]ust really like bo[Bb]obs.

2. Poverty (altruism)

I believe people are entitled to basic human rights

Whether they are rich or their poor

I believe a world where no children are starving

Is a world worth fighting for

And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling

How incredibly lucky I am

And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave

Should come at the expense of my fellow man

I'm sure I could give a little more

To alleviate the suffering of the poor.

Fuck I love boobs though.

I just really love them

I don't really mind if I am behind

Below or above them.

They're just so jubbly

They make me feel lovely

I'd rather own boobs than a pub

Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo

I really love boobs.

3. Enviromentalism

I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism

And we must treat her carefully

I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming

Her resources indefinitely.

The earth's not a bottomless pit

And we can all do our little bit.

Fuck I love boobs though

I just really care for 'em

They're equally fun when they're aged 21

Or octogenarian.

They're just so flappy

They make me feel happy

I'd rather eat boobs than a bap

Be doop be doo

I just really love boobs.

Evolutionary[Eb6] theory says bosoms are but[F]tock-like protrusions
Des[Dm]igned to tempt men in situ[G7]ations when
They ca[Eb]n't get a glimpse of your b[F]um
  [D7/F#] ([D7] fine)       [Gm]                    [F]
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Li[Eb]pstick is for making y[F]our lips look more
Like the l[Bb]ips of a h[F]appy vag[Gm]ina  [F]
Since they s[Eb]aid that I can't lo[Edim7]ok my great aunt in the e[F]ye
[D7]Why'd they have to say that, oh why[Gm]?    [F]        [Eb]

From that fi[Eb]rst little suck of colo[F]strum
[Dm7]To the grope of the the nurse in the old p[G]eople's hostel

We're ju[Cm]st fuck[Bb]ing mon[Eb]keys [Edim]in    sh[F]oes

    [Bb]    [Gm]    [Eb]
And I-----e----i

Will al[F]ways love bo[Bb]obs  [Gm]
i Will a[Eb]lwa[F]ys love boobs[Bb]