Colonoscopy Song
Tim HawkinsVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
2x
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
But you knew the day was coming,
It was always meant to be.
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure Im shure you will agree
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
There is some preparation that you should know about,
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Stay close to a bathroom,
Careful when you sneeze,
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Its not a lot of pleasure
Its not a lot of fun,
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
You lay down on the table then THANK you maam!
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!
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Readable chord sheet for Colonoscopy Song by Tim Hawkins
[Am] [Dm] [E] [Am] 2x [Am]You have some lovely children and a lovely wife, [Dm] [E]You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life, [Am] [Am]But you knew the day was coming, [Dm]It was always meant to be. [Am]The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! [E] [Am] [Dm]Oh colon colon colonoscopy [Am] [E]A wonderful procedure Im shure you will agree [Am] [Dm]Numbers up it time to take one for the team [Am] [E]Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.[Am] [Am]There is some preparation that you should know about, [Dm] [E]You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you o[Am]ut, [Am]They take a certain instrument to look around inside[Dm], [E]And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride[Am]! [Dm]Oh colon colon colonoscop[Am]y, [E]A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease[Am], [Dm]Stay close to a bathroom, [Am]Careful when you sneeze, [E]You cant get away from colonoscopy! [Am] [Am]Its not a lot of pleasure [Dm]Its not a lot of fun, [E]But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done[Am], [Am]Its not an ordinary, typica[Dm]l exam! [E]You lay down on the table then T[Am]HANK you maam! [Dm]Oh colon colon c[Am]olonoscopy [E]A wonderful procedure as everyon[Am]e can see [Dm]And never underestimate [Am]how thorough they will be! [E]Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy[Am]!