Things You Don't Say to Your Wife
Tim HawkinsVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game
(chorus)
If your a man who wants to live
a long and happy life
these are the things you don't say to your wife.
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok
Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video
(chorus)
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill
(chorus)
If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife,
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
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Readable chord sheet for Things You Don't Say to Your Wife by Tim Hawkins
[G] [C] [D] Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end [G]The dress you wear reminds me of[C] my old gir[D]lfriend [Em]And where'de you[D] get those shoes i [C]think there pretty [G]lame [Em]would you stop t[D]alking 'cause im tr[C]ying to watch the ga[G]me (chorus) [Em]If your a man who w[G]ants to live [Em]a long and happy[G] life [Em]these are the things yo[D]u don't say to your [G]wife. [G]I planned a hunting trip [C]next week on your b[D]irthday [G]I didn't ask you but[C] i knew i'de be[D] ok [Em]Go make some di[D]nner while i watc[C]h this fishin[G]g show [Em]I taped it over[D] our old w[C]edding vid[G]eo (chorus) [G]Your cooking is ok but not[C] like mother mak[D]es [G]The diamond in the ring i [C]bought you is a [D]fake [Em]Your eyes look [D]puffy dear, are[C] you feeling[G] ill [Em]Happy aniver[D]sary i boug[C]ht you a trea[G]dmill (chorus) [Em]If you a man who[G] doesn't want to g[Em]et killed with a[G] knife, [Em]These are the things you do[D]n't say to your[G] wife.