Mother Lover
The Lonely IslandVersion1
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Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother's Day
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Readable chord sheet for Mother Lover by The Lonely Island
[Am] [Em] [F] [Am] Oh dang, what is it dawg? I [Em]forgot its [F]Mothers Day [Am] Didn't get a gift for her [Em]Other plans got [F]in the way [Am] She'll be so disappointed [Em] Damn I for[F]got it too [Am] This could have been avoided [Em]What the hell are we [F]gonna do? [Am] My moms been so forlorn [Em]ever since my [F]daddy left, COLD [Am] No one to hold her tight [Em]life has put her [F]to the test [Am] I know just what you mean, [Em]my mom's been so [F]sad and gray, WORD [Am] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Em]bedroom ever since he [F]passed away [Am]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Em]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [F]thinkin' too [Am]Slow up, What time is it [Em]dawg, it's time for a [F]switcharoo [Am] We both love our moms, [Em]women with grown [F]women needs [Am] I say we break 'em off, [Em]show 'em how much they [F]really mean 'Cause [G]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Am]others mothers, f*** each [F]others moms I'll [G]push in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Am]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [F]others moms 'Cause [G]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Am]doing it is wrong, I don't [Em]wanna be right [F] I'm [Am]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Em]do it my[F]self To [Am]me you're like a brother, so [Em]be my mother [F]lover [Am] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Em]mom clutchin' on this [F]lube and roses [Am] I got my digital camera, [Em]I'mma make your momma do a [F]million poses [Am] They will be so surprised,[Em] we are so [F]cool and thoughtful [Am] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Em]Im'ma be the syrup she can [F]be my waffle [Am]Show'd up, my mother loves [Em]bubble bath with [F]chamomile [Am] [Em] [F] Straight up, give it to my mom [D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-doggystyle [Am] This is the perfect plan, [Em]for a perfect [F]mother's day [Am] They'll have to rename this one [Em]all up under the [F]covers day 'Cause [G]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Am]others mothers ,f*** each [F]others moms I'll [G]push in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Am]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [F]others moms, break it down [G]It would be my honor to be your new step-father [Am]It would be my honor to [F]be your new step-father And [G]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And [Am]while I'm in your mother, I'll [F]never use a rubber, Oh! 'Cause [G]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Am]doing it is wrong, I don't [Em]wanna be right [F] I'm [Am]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Em]do it my[F]self To [Am]me you're like a brother, so [Em]be my mother [F]lover They [G]blessed us both with the gift of life She [Am]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Em]sex her right [F] This is the [Am]second best idea that we've [Em]ever had [F] The [Am]choice can be no other, [Em]be my mother [F]lover [Am]Happy Mother's Day [Em] [Bm] [C] [Em] Oh dang, what is it dawg? I [Bm]forgot its [C]Mothers Day [Em] Didn't get a gift for her [Bm]Other plans got [C]in the way [Em] She'll be so disappointed [Bm] Damn I for[C]got it too [Em] This could have been avoided [Bm]What the hell are we [C]gonna do? [Em] My moms been so forlorn [Bm]ever since my [C]daddy left, COLD [Em] No one to hold her tight [Bm]life has put her [C]to the test [Em] I know just what you mean, [Bm]my mom's been so [C]sad and gray, WORD [Em] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Bm]bedroom ever since he [C]passed away [Em]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Bm]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [C]thinkin' too [Em]Slow up, What time is it [Bm]dawg, it's time for a [C]switcharoo [Em] We both love our moms, [Bm]women with grown [C]women needs [Em] I say we break 'em off, [Bm]show 'em how much they [C]really mean 'Cause [D]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Em]others mothers, f*** each [C]others moms I'll [D]push in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Em]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [C]others moms 'Cause [D]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Em]doing it is wrong, I don't [Bm]wanna be right [C] I'm [Em]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Bm]do it my[C]self To [Em]me you're like a brother, so [Bm]be my mother [C]lover [Em] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Bm]mom clutchin' on this [C]lube and roses [Em] I got my digital camera, [Bm]I'mma make your momma do a [C]million poses [Em] They will be so surprised,[Bm] we are so [C]cool and thoughtful [Em] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Bm]Im'ma be the syrup she can [C]be my waffle [Em]Show'd up, my mother loves [Bm]bubble bath with [C]chamomile [Em] [Bm] [C] Straight up, give it to my mom [D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-doggystyle [Em] This is the perfect plan, [Bm]for a perfect [C]mother's day [Em] They'll have to rename this one [Bm]all up under the [C]covers day 'Cause [D]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Em]others mothers ,f*** each [C]others moms I'll [D]push in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Em]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [C]others moms, break it down [D]It would be my honor to be your new step-father [Em]It would be my honor to [C]be your new step-father And [D]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And [Em]while I'm in your mother, I'll [C]never use a rubber, Oh! 'Cause [D]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Em]doing it is wrong, I don't [Bm]wanna be right [C] I'm [Em]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Bm]do it my[C]self To [Em]me you're like a brother, so [Bm]be my mother [C]lover They [D]blessed us both with the gift of life She [Em]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Bm]sex her right [C] This is the [Em]second best idea that we've [Bm]ever had [C] The [Em]choice can be no other, [Bm]be my mother [C]lover [Em]Happy Mother's Day [Dm] [Am] [Bb] [Dm] Oh dang, what is it dawg? I [Am]forgot its [Bb]Mothers Day [Dm] Didn't get a gift for her [Am]Other plans got [Bb]in the way [Dm] She'll be so disappointed [Am] Damn I for[Bb]got it too [Dm] This could have been avoided [Am]What the hell are we [Bb]gonna do? [Dm] My moms been so forlorn [Am]ever since my [Bb]daddy left, COLD [Dm] No one to hold her tight [Am]life has put her [Bb]to the test [Dm] I know just what you mean, [Am]my mom's been so [Bb]sad and gray, WORD [Dm] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Am]bedroom ever since he [Bb]passed away [Dm]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Am]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [Bb]thinkin' too [Dm]Slow up, What time is it [Am]dawg, it's time for a [Bb]switcharoo [Dm] We both love our moms, [Am]women with grown [Bb]women needs [Dm] I say we break 'em off, [Am]show 'em how much they [Bb]really mean 'Cause [C]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Dm]others mothers, f*** each [Bb]others moms I'll [C]push in that place that you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Dm]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [Bb]others moms 'Cause [C]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Dm]doing it is wrong, I don't [Am]wanna be right [Bb] I'm [Dm]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Am]do it my[Bb]self To [Dm]me you're like a brother, so [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover [Dm] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Am]mom clutchin' on this [Bb]lube and roses [Dm] I got my digital camera, [Am]I'mma make your momma do a [Bb]million poses [Dm] They will be so surprised,[Am] we are so [Bb]cool and thoughtful [Dm] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Am]Im'ma be the syrup she can [Bb]be my waffle [Dm]Show'd up, my mother loves [Am]bubble bath with [Bb]chamomile [Dm] [Am] [Bb] Straight up, give it to my mom [D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-[D]-doggystyle [Dm] This is the perfect plan, [Am]for a perfect [Bb]mother's day [Dm] They'll have to rename this one [Am]all up under the [Bb]covers day 'Cause [C]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover We should f*** each [Dm]others mothers ,f*** each [Bb]others moms I'll [C]push in their place where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that [Dm]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [Bb]others moms, break it down [C]It would be my honor to be your new step-father [Dm]It would be my honor to [Bb]be your new step-father And [C]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah And [Dm]while I'm in your mother, I'll [Bb]never use a rubber, Oh! 'Cause [C]every mother's day needs a mother's night If [Dm]doing it is wrong, I don't [Am]wanna be right [Bb] I'm [Dm]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Am]do it my[Bb]self To [Dm]me you're like a brother, so [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover They [C]blessed us both with the gift of life She [Dm]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Am]sex her right [Bb] This is the [Dm]second best idea that we've [Am]ever had [Bb] The [Dm]choice can be no other, [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover [Dm]Happy Mother's Day