Dick In A Box
The Lonely IslandVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Chords are: (000211) , (020100) and (002210)
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special,
So take off the top
take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- E7
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
--- E7
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
I am going to make a youtube video on how to play this song with these chords AND with fingers.
So search my name on Youtube if you want to check it out.
I hope you enjoyed playing this, it should be very accurate :P
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Readable chord sheet for Dick In A Box by The Lonely Island
Chords are: [Dm7] (000211) , [E7] (020100) and [Am] (002210)
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
[Dm7]Girl you know we've been to[E7]gether such a l[Am]ong long time
(Such a long time)
[Dm7] And now I'm [E7]ready to [Am]lay it on the line
[Dm7]Wow, you know it's [E7]Christmas and my [Am]heart is open wide
(Open wide)
[Dm7]Gonna give you [E7]something so you know what's [Am]on my mind
(What's on my mind)
[Dm7] A gift real [E7]special,
So [Am]take off the top
take a look in[Dm7]side
[E7] It's my dick in a [Am]box
(It's in a box)
[Dm7]Not gonna get you a [E7]diamond ring
[Am]That sort of gift don't mean anything
[Dm7]Not gonna get you a [E7]fancy car
[Am]Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- E7
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A [Am]girl like you needs somethin' real
[Dm7]Wanna get you somethin' [E7]from the heart
[Am]Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a [Dm7]box
[E7] My dick in a [Am]box babe
It's my dick in a [Dm]box
[E7] Ooh, my dick in a [Am]box girl
--- E7
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs [Am]givin', and I got just the one
[Dm7] Somethin' to s[E7]how ya that you are second to [Am]none
To all the [Dm7]fellas out there with [E7]ladies to impress
It's [Am]easy to do just follow these steps:
[Dm7]1, cut a[E7] hole in a box
[Am]2, put your junk in that box
[Dm7]3, make her [E7]open the box
[Am]And that's the way you do it
(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a [Am]box babe
It's my dick in a [Dm7]box
Oo[E7]h, my dick in a [Am]box girl
C[Dm7]hristmas, d[E7]ick in a box
H[Am]anukkah, dick in a box
K[Dm7]wanzaa, a d[E7]ick in a box
[Am]Every single holiday a dick in a box
[Dm7]Over at your parents' house, a [E7]dick in a box
[Am]Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
[Dm7]Backstage at the CM[E7]A's, a dick in a [Am]box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
I am going to make a youtube video on how to play this song with these chords AND with fingers.
So search my name on Youtube if you want to check it out.
I hope you enjoyed playing this, it should be very accurate :P