I Slept With Terry

[A]He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great
[A]He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?"
[D]He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine
[A]They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine
[E]She invited him in cuz it was getting late
[E]She said,[A] "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great."

[A]I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry
[D]I slept with Terry,  I s[A]lept with Terry
[E]                       [E]
[A]I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry

"I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
[A]He woke up in the morning with an aching head
[A]He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?"
[D]She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat
[A]I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat."
[E]H[A]e didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say

"But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day"

[A]I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,
[D]I slept with Terry,  I s[A]lept with Terry,
[E]I slept with Terry,  I s[E]lept with Terry,       [A]

I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2