Great Australian Midget Toss
The FrustratorsVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput
Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot
Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun
Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro
Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right?
I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees
Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season
Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you
If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case
I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss
High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x)
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Readable chord sheet for Great Australian Midget Toss by The Frustrators
[F] [C] [B] [Bb] [G] [F]Bigger than a medici[C]ne b[B]all[Bb], but [F]lighter than a sho[C]tpu[B]t [Bb] [F]Whether you grab him by th[C]e hand[B], or[Bb] wheth[F]er you grab him by the fo[C]ot [B] [Bb] [G]Some people say it's wrong, but[Bb] it's really fun [F] [C] [B] [Bb] [F] [C] [B] [Bb] Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro [F]Heave him out with all your mi[C]ght[B]. W[Bb]ho's [F]to say that it's not right[C]? [B] [Bb] [G]I'm not the violent sort. It's[Bb] my favorite sport [F]I'm in love[Bb] with the great[G] Australian midget[C] toss [F]I hate to land them on their[C] fa[B]ce.[Bb] Those[F] little guys are hard to replace[C] [B] [Bb] [F]Fetch my nine-dwarf if you ple[C]ase[B], m[Bb]y eig[F]ht-dwarf landed on his knees [C] [B] [Bb] [G]Throwing little kids can w[Bb]ork, but I'm not a jerk [F]I'm in love[Bb] with the great[G] Australian midget[C] toss [F]They say short people got no r[C]eas[B]on,[Bb] but th[F]ey do in midget season [C] [B] [Bb] [F]Oompah loompah doompity d[C]oo.[B] I [Bb]can t[F]hrow him further than you [C] [B] [Bb] [G]If I come in first place I[Bb]'ll put him in my trophy case [F]I'm in love[Bb] with the great[G] Australian midget[C] toss High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x) [G] [Bb] [F] [C] [B] [Bb] [F]