The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

[C#5]  (9-11-11xxx) or (x466xx)
[B5]   (799xxx) or (x244xx)
[E2]
[G#5]
[E5]
[A5]
[F#5]

x2

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----x-------------9-x-9--9-9-----x-------------x-----------|
D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-9-x-9--9-9-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-7-x-7--7-7-9-7-x-7---7-7-9-6-x-6--6-6-9--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7---x--------7-5-x-5---5-5-7-4-x-4--4-4-7--|

Dear Chasey [C#5]Lian, I wrote to expl[E2]ain
I'm your biggest f[A5]an   [G#5]
I just wanted to [C#5]ask, could I eat your [E2]ass
Write back ass soon as you [A5]can  [G#5]

You've h[C#5]ad a lot of dick
([E2]Had a lot of dick)
I've h[A5]ad a lot of time
([G#5]Had a lot of time)
You've h[C#5]ad a lot of dick Chasey
                       (start playing the riff below)
But you ain't had mine

E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|----x----------------|
D|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
A|-11-x-11--11-11-9-6--|
E|--9-x--9---9--9-7-4--|

play like verse 1

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that

play like before

You've had a lot of dick
(Had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(Had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

play like before

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan, I must demand
You let me eat your ass

you know it

You've had a lot of dick
(Had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time
(Had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

[Ending]

P.S. [B5]Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey [C#5]this is my mom and dad
Now show em them t[E5]itties
Now show em them t[B5]itties   [F#5]
P.S. [B5]Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey [C#5]this is my mom and dad
Now show em them t[E5]itties
Now show em them t[B5]itties   [F#5]
                             (play the intro)
Would you fuck me for blow?

That's it.  Great song, really fun to play.  Email me if you need to.  Later.