The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage
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Chords in this song
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Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.
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2x: *
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
And he looked on the stage
The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
No one respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams
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he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
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Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
RAGE KAGE!
OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be magic inside that old name
And you know,
yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Oh Rage Kage!
Oh Rage Kage!
Oh the lion will roar once again
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
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Readable chord sheet for The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage by Tenacious D
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Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.
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2x: [Em]* [G] [D]
[Em]This is the ballad of [G]Hollywood Jack and the [D]Rage Cage
[Em]Nothing could [G]stop them when Jables and Rage hit the [D]stage
[Em]And Hollywood Jack hit the [G]big time and when to make [D]movies
[Em]Rage Kage was left far be[G]hind in the dust of his [D]dreams
[Em]And he grumbled and [D]growled and watched [G]Hollywood [C]Jack on Jay [B7]Leno
[Em]He bellowed and [D]said he'd be [G]nothing with[C]out help from [B7]Kage
[Em]He burned up the [D]photos of [G]Jables and [C]Kage doing [B7]mushrooms
[Em]"Fuck him, I [D]don't need no [G]Hollywood [C]jack any[B7]way"
[Em]So Hollywood Jack lived up [G]high on a hill in a [D]bubble
[Em]And Rage Kage lived deep in the [G]broiling valley be[D]low
Yes, the [Em]rage Kage [G]bubbled with rage
He [D]looked at the ground
And he [B7]looked on the stage
The [Em]lava was throwing
And [G]boiling inside the old [D]Kage [B7]
[Em]As Hollywood [D]Jack climbed the [G]ladder of [C]stardom be[B7]fore him
[Em]He watched as his [D]indie cre[G]dentials flew [C]right out the [B7]door
[Em]He'd make millions and [D]then he'd go [G]out and he'd [C]make even [B7]more millions
[Em]He'd screen KG's [D]calls and snort [G]coke of the [C]ass of a [B7]whore
[Em]No one respected him
[C]They just rejected him
[G]No one would represent [D]Kage
[Em]Left on the streets of his [C]dreams
[G] [B7]
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
4x: [Em]* [C] [D]
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Then [Em]Hollywood Jack got a [G]message that Kage was in [D]trouble
They [Em]sent Kage away cause he [G]had gone completely in[D]sane
So [Em]Hollywood Jack jumped u[G]pon a jetplane and [D]flew all that night through the rain
To [Em]be with his friend to [G]see what remained of his [D]brain
Then [Em]Hollywood [D]Jack told the [G]doctors: "You [C]got to re[B7]trieve him!"
You've [Em]got the tech[D]nology, [G]use the tech[C]niques of your [B7]trade
He [Em]grabbed their la[D]pels and he [G]screamed "BY [C]GOD YOU MUST [B7]SAVE HIM!"
Because [Em]Rage Kage and [D]I; can't you [G]see that were [C]one and the [B7]same!
Aaaah!
[Em]RAGE KAGE!
[C]OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be [G]magic inside that old [D]name
And you [Em]know,
yes you [C]know
When you're [G]going completely in[D]sane
Oh [Em]Rage Kage!
Oh [C]Rage Kage!
Oh the [G]lion will roar once a[D]gain
And you [Em]know
Yes you [C]know
When you're [G]going completely in[B7]sane
[Em]Nothing and [D]no one could [G]harm the old [C]Rage Kage a[B7]gain,
[Em]Nothing and [D]no one could [G]harm the old [C]Rage Kage a[B7]gain,
[Em]Nothing and [D]no one could [G]harm the old [C]Rage Kage a[B7]gain,
[Em]Nothing and [D]no one could [G]harm the old [C]Rage Kage a[B7]gain,
[Em]Nothing and [D]no one could [G]harm the old [C]Rage Kage a[B7]gain,
[Em]Hollywood Ja[D]ck and the Ra[G]ge Kage were [C]out once ag[B7]ain.