I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

I'm the on[D]ly gay eskimo,[A] I'm the on[Bm]ly one i kn[G]ow,
I'm the on[D]ly gay eskimo[A] in my t[Bm]ribe           [G]

I [D]go out seal hunting with my b[A]est friend Tarka,
But a[Bm]ll i wanna do is get in[G]to his parka
I'm the [D]only gay eskimo[A] in my tri[Bm]be           [G]

Well, m[D]e and duck fluck chuck buck, we b[A]oth like flowers
But [Bm]me i've got this crazy yea[Gm]rning for rubber
I'm the o[D]nly gay esk[A]imo in my tr[Bm]ibe           [G]

I[D] make a wish on the nort[A]hern lights
that [Bm]i could find a decent pair of wha[G]leskin tights
I'm the on[D]ly gay eskim[A]o in my tr[Bm]ibe And the se[G]als thay sing now

These c[D]old winter nights are ta[A]king their toll
I ev[Bm]en get excited when i s[G]ee the north pole

See the north pole

I'm the on[D]ly gay eskimo[A], i'm the on[Bm]ly one i kn[G]ow
i'm the o[D]nly gay eskim[A]o in my tr[Bm]ibe           [G]