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D-DU-UDU
 Cause it's the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 You know  we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking  insane!
 It's just the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 More precious  than a diamond on a platinum  chain!
In  Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When  he was buskin he was all the rage.
He  met Jables and he taught him well,
All  the techniques that were developed  in hell.
Cock  pushups and the power slide,
Gig  simulation now there’s nowhere  to hide.
They  formed a band they named Tenacious D,
And  then they got the Pick of Destiny.
 Cause it's the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 You know  we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking  insane!
 It's just the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 Our tasty  grooves are better than a chicken  chow mein!
 Cause he  who is sleazy,
 Is easy  to pleasy.
 And she  who is juicy,
 Must be  loosy-goosey.
 And he  who is groovy,
 Will be  in my movie,
 So come on!
 The wizard  and the demon had a battle royale,
 The demon  almost killed him with an evil kapow,
 But then  he broke his tooth and thus the demon  said "OW"
 Cause it's the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 You know  we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking  insane!
 It's just the Pick!
 Of Destiny child,
 You know  our movie's better than Citizen  Kane!
 Cause he  who's a geezer,
 Must live  in my freezer.
 And she  who is starkey,
 Is full  of mularkey.
 And he  who is groovy,
 Must be in  my movie,
 So come on!
 2x
 Oh! Cause if  you're a diva,
 Then go  to Geneva.
 And if  you're a crony,
 Then suck  on my bony.
 And if  you are groovy,
 Then get  in my movie!
 It's called the Pick  of  Destiny!
 The Pick  of  Destiny

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Readable chord sheet for Pod by Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick!    [Am]

Of Destiny child,
You kn[F]ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f[G]ucking insane!

It's just the Pick!     [Am]

Of Destiny child,
More pr[F]ecious than a diamond on a pl[G]atinum chain!

[Am]In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
[F]When he was buskin he was all the r[G]age.
[Am]He met Jables and he taught him well,
[F]All the techniques that were dev[G]eloped in hell.
[Am]Cock pushups and the power slide,
[F]Gig simulation now there’s n[G]owhere to hide.
[Am]They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
[F]And then they got the Pick of D[G]estiny.

Cause it's the Pick!            [Am]

Of Destiny child,
You kn[F]ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f[G]ucking insane!

It's just the Pick!     [Am]

Of Destiny child,
Our t[F]asty grooves are better than a ch[G]icken chow mein!

Cause h[F]e who is sleazy,
Is e[G]asy to pleasy.
And sh[F]e who is juicy,
Must b[G]e loosy-goosey.
And h[F]e who is groovy,
Will b[G]e in my movie,
So come on!     [Am]             [G]                     [F]                             [G]                                     [Em]

The w[F]izard and the demon had a battle royale,
The d[Am]emon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
But th[C]en he broke his tooth and thus the d[G]emon said "OW"

Cause it's the Pick!    [Am]

Of Destiny child,
You kn[F]ow we will be rockin' 'cause it's f[G]ucking insane!

It's just the Pick!     [Am]

Of Destiny child,
You kn[F]ow our movie's better than C[G]itizen Kane!

Cause h[F]e who's a geezer,
Must l[G]ive in my freezer.
And sh[F]e who is starkey,
Is f[G]ull of mularkey.
And h[F]e who is groovy,
Must be [G]in my movie,
So come on!      [Am]

2x      [Am]   [F]   [G]

Oh! Cause [F]if you're a diva,
Then g[G]o to Geneva.
And [F]if you're a crony,
Then s[G]uck on my bony.

And [F]if you are groovy,
Then g[G]et in my movie!

It's called the P[Am]ick o[G]f D[Em]esti[G]ny![Am]
The P[Am]ick o[G]f D[Em]esti[G]ny [Am]

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