Fuck Her Gently
Tenacious DVersion1
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You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey:
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
But then...
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!
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Readable chord sheet for Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
[D]You don't always [F#m]have to fuck her hard, In [Em]Fact sometimes that's not [A]right ... to do. [D]Sometimes you gotta [F#m]make some love [Em] And fuckin give her some [A]smooches too [Bm]Sometimes you got to [G]squeeze [Bm]Sometimes you got to say [G]please [D]Sometimes you got to say [A]hey: I'm gonna [D]fuck you .... [F#m]softly [Em]I'm gonna screw you [A]gently I'm gonna [D]hump you.... [F#m]sweetly I'm gonna [Em]ball you ... [A]discretely--- [Bm] And then you say, [G]Hey I brought you flowers [D] And then you say, [A]Wait a minute sally! [B] I think I got [G]something in my teeth could you [Em]get it out for me? [A]That's fuckin' Teamwork! [D]What's your favorite po[F#m]sish? [Em]That's cool with me it's not my [A]favorite but I'll do it for [D]you What's your favorite di[F#m]sh? I'm not gonna [Em]cook it but I'll order it from [A]Zanzibar! And [Bm]then I'm gonna love you com[G]pletely And [D]then I'll fuckin' fuck you dis[A]cretely And [Bm]then I'll fuckin bone you com[G]pletely But [D]then... I'm gonna [Em]fuck ---- [A]you ----- [C]haaaa[G]aaaaa[D]ard------- [Bb7]haaaaaaaaaaaa[C]aaaaaaaaaaaaaa[D]rd!!!!