39

[G]         [C]         [G]         [D]

[G]She's 39 but she still looks young

[C]Not very young, but a lot of fun

[G]She's my 39th lady, in the [D]sun

[G]49 and I'm feeling fine

[C]In the sun, it's a lot of fun

[D]Drinkin' mai tais, [C]kickin' back with my [G]flip-flops on

[Am]I'm wearin' socks and my [D]toe is tight

[G]I think about her every damn [Em]night

[Am]39 year-old lady[C], she looks pretty good to[G] me

[G]I'm 49, drinkin' white wine

[C]Not goin' out with no 19 year-old [D]chickities no more

[C]From now on I got my[G] 39 year-old whore

Oh![Em]

Don't you call h[C]er a whore

[G]I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out

[Em]She's sweet and she's [C]getting old

And she's [D]mine, to have and to hold

[G]She needs a dentist appointment quick

[C]I pay for it and she sucka my dick

[D]When we text each other, [C]I fiddle with my anus [G]

[G]I stick the finger in it!

[Am]Then I fuckin' didar[D]iddly doo

[Em]And I fuckin' gots[C] to spew    [G]

Upon my belly[D], dripped upon my shoe  [G]

[G]Get me a tissue

[G]Chardonnay in the setting sun

[C]She's 39, but she's number one

[D]Get the apartment just r[C]ight

[G]she's comin' over tonight

[Em]I like it cause I [C]don't feel scared

[Em]She's 39,[D] I'm in my underwear

Here she comes, [C]comin' down the hallway

She's knockin' on my door! [G]

[G]I open the door

[C]There she is, not too bad, good enough

[D]39 year-old lady,[C] young enough for me[G]

[Am]Boobies droopin', but she's[D] good enough for me [G]

[Am]Trimmed her pussy hairs,[D] good enough for me  [Em]

[C]Mature woman,[D] she's my lady [G]

[G]Uh huh, uh huh,[C] ooh yeah

[C]She ain't gonna be fuckin' around wi[D]th no other guys

[C]Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady [G]

[G]Special lady

[G]We can see a fuckin[C]' movie

And agree[D] it's a to[C]tal piece of shit[G]

[G]Comfortable shoes,[C] never loose

[D]We can fuckin' [C]talk about some things [G]

[Am]She don't need no[D] diamond rings[G]

[Am]She don't ne[D]ed no

Diamond rings [G]