If You C Jordan Acoustic
Something CorporateVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I have a story, a bitter anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause' I can't get him off my back
If you see
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x1)
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
Like I do at all the girls
You drove home real quick, did you make it
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world
If you see
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x 3)
You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
Led us to this song
Won't play it often, just at least until
You're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything
Up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends
If you see
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
Fuck you
Jordan, fuck you Jordan
You made me
Sick, you made me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little red-head bitch!
Repeat Intro x 4
Source: Songsterr · Rights holder? Request removal.
Readable chord sheet for If You C Jordan Acoustic by Something Corporate
[G] [Bm] [D] [F] [Em] [G]I have a sto[Bm]ry, a bitter an[D]them For [F]every[Em]one to hear [G]About this [Bm]kid who just don't [D]like me And [F]that's a [Em]solid fact [G]They say he's hunt[Bm]ing me, and [D]as you see I'm [F]all swelled [Em]up with fear [G]Cause' I can't get [Bm]him off my [D]back If [F]you [Em]see [G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan He [C]makes me [G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick [C]High school's [G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C] And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit [C] (Repeat Intro x1) [G]You tried to fig[Bm]ht me down at[D] Tyler's beach And [F]man I [Em]think that's great [G]You nearly crie[Bm]d and said to [D]yell at you Like I [F]do at [Em]all the girls [G]You drove home [Bm]real quick, did you make[D] it In [F]time to [Em]masturbate? [G]There's one too [Bm]many of you in[D] this world If [F]you [Em]see [G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan He [C]makes me [G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick [C]High school's [G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C] And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit (Repeat Intro x 3) [G]You say it's [Bm]chivalry, well it's[D] jealousy that [F]Led us [Em]to this song [G]Won't play it [Bm]often, just at least[D] until You're gone[F] [Em] [G]You'll stop at no[Bm]thing but the real th[D]ing and everything [F]Up to [Em]that's pretend [G]You tried to [Bm]brainwash all [D]my friends If [F]you [Em]see [G]Jordan, if [Bm]you see [F]Jordan He [C]makes me [G]Sick, he [Bm]makes me [F]sick [C]High school's [G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C] And you [G]still w[Bm]on't q[F]uit Fuck you [G]Jordan, [Bm]fuck you [F]Jordan You[C] made me [G]Sick, you[Bm] made me [F]sick [C]High school's [G]Over, [Bm]high school's [F]over [C] I don't car[G]e if you dye your [Bm]hair You'll always [F]be a little red-head [C]bitch! Repeat Intro x 4