If You C Jordan
Something CorporateVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Key:
Chords used:
x2
I have a story a bitter anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting
me and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause I can't get
him off my back
If you see
Jordan if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick he makes me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
And you still won't quit
Post Chorus:
You tried to fight me
down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and
said to yell at you
Like I do at all the girls
You drove home real
quick did you make it
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
of you in this world
(Repeat Chorus 1)
x4
You say it's chivalry
well it's jealousy that
Led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until
You're gone
You'll stop at nothing but
the real thing and everything
Up to that's pretend
You tried to
brainwash all my friends
If you see
Jordan if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick he makes me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
And you still won't quit
Fuck you Jordan
fuck you Jordan
You made me
Sick you made me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
I don't care if
you dye your hair
You'll always be a
little red head bitch!
x4 (hold)
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Readable chord sheet for If You C Jordan by Something Corporate
Key: [Ab] Chords used: [Ab] [Cm] [Eb] [F#] [Fm] x2 [Ab] I have a s[Cm]tory a bitter [Eb]anthem For [F#]every[Fm]one to [Ab]hear About this [Cm]kid who just don't [Eb]like me And [F#]that's a [Fm]solid [Ab]fact They say he's [Cm]hunting me and [Eb]as you see I'm [F#]all swelled [Fm]up with [Ab]fear Cause I can't [Cm]get him off my [Eb]back [F#]If you [Fm]see [Ab]Jordan if [Cm]you see [F#]Jordan He [C#]makes me [Ab]Sick he [Cm]makes me [F#]sick [C#]High school's [Ab]Over [Cm]high school's [F#]over [C#] And you s[Ab]till [F#]won't [C#]quit Post Chorus: [Ab] [Cm] [Eb] [F#] [Fm] [Ab] You tried to fight [Cm]me down at [Eb]Tyler's beach And [F#]man I [Fm]think that's [Ab]great You nearly [Cm]cried and said to [Eb]yell at you Like I [F#]do at [Fm]all the [Ab]girls You drove [Cm]home real quick did you [Eb]make it In [F#]time to [Fm]mastur[Ab]bate? There's one too many [Cm]of you in this [Eb]world (Repeat Chorus 1) [Ab] [Cm] [Eb] [F#] [Fm] x4 [Ab] You say it's [Cm]chivalry well it's [Eb]jealousy that [F#]Led us [Fm]to this [Ab]song Won't play it [Cm]often just at [Eb]least until You're [F#]gone[Fm] [Ab] You'll stop at [Cm]nothing but the real [Eb]thing and everything [F#]Up to [Fm]that's pre[Ab]tend You tried to [Cm]brainwash all [Eb]my friends [F#]If you [Fm]see [Ab]Jordan if [Cm]you see [F#]Jordan He [C#]makes me [Ab]Sick he [Cm]makes me [F#]sick [C#]High school's [Ab]Over [Cm]high school's [F#]over [C#] And you s[Ab]till [F#]won't [C#]quit Fuck you [Ab]Jordan [Cm]fuck you [F#]Jordan You [C#]made me [Ab]Sick you [Cm]made me [F#]sick [C#]High school's [Ab]Over [Cm]high school's [F#]over [C#] I don't [Ab]care if you dye your [F#]hair You'll always be a [C#]little red head [C#]bitch! [Ab] [Cm] [F#] [C#] x4 [Ab](hold)