Sorry About Your Penis

[Ab5]  [F#5]  [A5]

[Ab5]I caught you looking at your[B5]self
Don't [E5]worry about it you look [A5]fine
How [Ab5]did you get your hair so [B5]tight
[E5]Kicking legs, you might as well [A5]fight
It's [Ab5]January you got a [B5]tan
I [E5]gotta hand it to you [A5]man
You're the [Ab5]bull of the ball
[B5]Trying to stand tall
[E5]Thinking you can take them [A5]all

[Ab5]Sorry a[F#5]bout your [F5]pen[E5]is (3x)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably 10 feet tall
I bet you say dude a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
You try to get it out
Might as well be rough
Thinking you can take them all

[Ab5]Sorry a[F#5]bout your [F5]pen[E5]is
[Ab5]Sorry a[F#5]bout your [F5]pen[E5]is
[Ab5]Sorry a[F#5]bout your [F5]pen[E5]is
[Ab5]Sorr[F#5]ry   [A5]I'm
[Ab5]Sorr[F#5]ry   [A5]I'm
[Ab5]Sorr[F#5]ry   [A5]so sorry [Ab5]     [F#5]          [A5]

You don't get it you'll never will
Flirting with that macho, overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
All you end up is with a case of warts
Cookie cutter man you all you look a like
Drink 'em up drink 'em up, Fight! Fight! Fight!
Bully of a man's got a tounge in cheek (???)
Don't recreate please, please, please

Sorry about your penis (3x)
Sorry about your penis (3x)