Shoes N Hats

The shoes y[C]ou wear, ain't th[G]e shoes I wear but I don'[C]t care[G].     [D]            [G]

You've got things to sa[C]y.  But they[G]'re thrown away, cause they're[C] so pass[G]e     [D]              [G]

To them,[C] they, who are the [D]anyway?  They're just beating each other at[C]

Being each other with nothing to say.[D]      [C]        [C]          [G]

Now everyone c[C]ares, cause t[G]he hat that he wears is on t[C]he wrong way[G]!      [D]              [G]

And I heard th[C]em say, "Don't be[G] square!" [C] So square we'l[G]l stay without[D]      [G]

Them[C], they, who are th[D]ey anyway?  They're just beating each other a[C]t

Being each other with nothing to say.[D]

I'm holding [C]on to my[G] old man's sne[D]akers, [C]

Just going [C]deaf to my[G] hi-fi records an[D]d,  [C]

Han[C]gin' round a[G]t the pawn shop wait[D]ing for nothing to c[C]hange,[Am]

Cause anything strange is wrong. [D]            [C]              [C]                [G]

Now here we are, in a dead man's car going to the show.
In my old chapeau, well it's full of holes, but it's got more soul
then them, they, who are they anyway?  They're just beating each other at
being each other with nothing to say?

And there you go!  One last thing, end on the C-C-G thing and the song is done!  Tah-dah!