That Awful Day

[E]I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
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I crawled in the windo[B7]w got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called
a name said I
Lied ki[E]cked me again thought I died.
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Too[A]k my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it
my watch, And
[B7]then she kicked me in the crouch again.
[A]Yea today's the day my wife met m[B7]y girlfriend.             [E]

[E]Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a
on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.
[A]I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the[E] nurts with a rhinestone belt.
[B7] It was like nothing I had ever felt,
[E]I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
[A]She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once an[E]d missed my head,
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 She [B7]reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.
[A]Yea today's the day my wife met my[B7] girlfriend.    [E]
[A]Yea today's that awful day, And m[B7]y boys wont be t[A]he same.                   [B7]
Yea today[A]'s the day my wife met m[B7]y girlfriend.         [E]                     [A]                       [E]