Dear Penis

[G]               [A]               [D]

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you
keep time it sounds good

----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)
----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Dear [D]Penis, [G]I don't think I [A]like you any[D]more

You [G]used to watch me [A]shave, now all you [D]do is stare at the floor

Oh Dear [G]Penis, I don't [A]like you any[D]more

[G]It used be me and [A]you a paper [D]towel and a dirty magazine

[G]Thats all we [A]needed to get [D]by

[G]Now it seems [A]things have changed and I [D]think that youre the one to blame

Dear [G]Penis I dont [A]like you any[D]more

(he sings)

Dear [D]Rod[G]ney I dont think I [A]like you any[D]more

[G]Cause when you get to [A]drinkin', you put me [D]places I've never been before

Oh [G]Rodney I dont [A]like you [D]anymore

[G]Why can't we just [A]get a grip on our [D]man to hand relationship

[G]Come to terms with [A]truly how we [D]feel

[G]If we put our [A]heads together,[D] we can just stay home forever

Dear [G]Penis, I think I [A]like you after [D]all

Oh and [G]Rodney while youre [A]shavin', shave my [D]balls