I Aint Goin Nowhere

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[A]I never go nowhere man, I never go nowhere
[D]Traffic's bad out there man, I'm [A]savin' wear and tear
I [E]like conditioned air man [A]I never go nowhere

I go [A]upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs
[A]Livin' room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room
[D]Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer
[A]Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video
[E]Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg
[A]Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial, order in

[A]I ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't goin' nowhere
It's [D]dangerous out there man, [A]mighta been a big bomb scare
[E]Hard to get off of this easy chair, [A]I ain't goin' nowhere

I go [A]online, dsl, Amazon, buy and sell
[A]Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today
[D]plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge
[A]J. Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
[E]JPEG, e-mail, pop-up she-male
[A]Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam, I think it's ma'am

[A]I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
It's a [D]bungle-jungle out there man, some [A]kid got mauled by a bear
[E]Surround sound in my own lair, [A]I ain't goin' nowhere

I got [A]perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
[A]Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on
[D]PIN code, keypad, relay, pepper spray
[A]Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play
[E]Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibell
[A]Choppers up, sonic boom, activate the panic room

I'm on [A]Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
[A]Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
[D]Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax
[A]Plavix, Keflex, next day FedEx
[E]Zithromax, Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax
[A]Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em all

[A]I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere
I'm [D]cuttin' my own hair man, [A]nothin' I need out there
[E]Outside sunny but inside Cher, [A]I ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere

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