Five Star Motels
Rick MoranisVersion1
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Chords in this song
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D-DU-UDU
I was datin' some girl from Dayton
When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise
I did some yoga in Saratoga
Wound up with lombago from San Diego
It got a little clamy one night in Miami
Made me wish again to be back in Michigan
I got too cute that time in Butte
Finally hit my quota in Sarasota
I wanna stop all this frequent flyin'
Stay clear of those friendly skies
Too tired of all this tryin'
I need a map to keep track of my lies
No more rental cars and mini bars, macadamaia jars, and five star motels
I had a folly one night in Raleigh
Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix
I went bonkers one night in Yonkers
But it was costin' too much in Boston
I wanna shredder this rail pass
I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks
I wanna switch directions fast
It's just easier to stick to the facts
No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels
I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate
Park it on a pretty piece of land
Find a hometown girl that I can show the world
And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band
I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel
We were playin' some bars one night on Mars
When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo
I started to swoon, orbiting her moon
If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider
I can't blame you for what you see
You are light years ahead of me
I messed around with re-entry
We're just not from the same galaxy
It's just the way I am, sorry ma'am, but I'll be damned to five star
I won't tell if you don't tell it's just as well in these five star
There's no hope, it's the way I cope, I stole the soap from the five star motel
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Readable chord sheet for Five Star Motels by Rick Moranis
[Bb] [F] [Bb] [F] [C] I was [C]datin' some girl from [F]Dayton When I got a little [G]noisy with someone else from [C]Boise I did some yoga in Sara[F]toga Wound up with l[G]ombago from San [C]Diego It got a little clamy one night in Miami Made me wish again to be back in Michigan I got too cute that time in Butte Finally hit my quota in Sarasota I wanna [Fmaj7]stop all this frequent [C]flyin' Stay [G7]clear of those friendly [C]skies Too [Fm]tired of all this [C]tryin' I need a [D7]map to keep track of my [G]lies No more [Bb]rental cars and [F]mini bars, maca[Bb]damaia jars, and [F]five star [C]motels I had a folly one night in Raleigh Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix I went bonkers one night in Yonkers But it was costin' too much in Boston I wanna shredder this rail pass I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks I wanna switch directions fast It's just easier to stick to the facts No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate Park it on a pretty piece of land Find a hometown girl that I can show the world And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel We were playin' some bars one night on Mars When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo I started to swoon, orbiting her moon If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider I can't [Fmaj7]blame you for what you [C]see You are [G7]light years ahead of [C]me I [Fm]messed around with re-[C]entry We're [D7]just not from the same ga[G]laxy It's just the [Bb]way I am, s[F]orry ma'am, but [Bb]I'll be damned to [F]five star I [Bb]won't tell if you [F]don't tell it's [Bb]just as well in these f[F]ive star [Bb]There's no hope, it's the [F]way I cope, I [Bb]stole the soap from the [F]five star [C]motel