Sittin At A Bar

(I have seen this played differently before also, I will only tab the way I learned)
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Bar tender I [D]really did it this time
Broke my pa[A]role to have a good time
When I[G] got home it was 6 a.m.
The do[A]or was locked so I kicked it in
She was tr[D]ippin on the bills
I think she was hi[A]gh on some pills
She threw my s[G]hit out into the yard
Then she cal[A]led me a bum and slapped me real hard
And i[D]n my drunkin stooper
I did what I s[A]hould of never done
Now I'm si[G]ttin here talking to you
[A]Drunk and on the Run

I'm sittin at a b[D]ar on the inside
Waiting for my r[A]ide on the outside
She broke my hea[G]rt in the trailer park
So I ja[C]cked the keys to her fuckin car
And cra[A]shed that piece of shit

And then stepped away

*****PLAY INTRO AGAIN HERE*****

You know Mo I'll pro[D]bably get ten years
So just give me b[A]eers till they get here
Yeah I kn[G]ow the sun is comin up
And y'all are pro[A]bably getting ready for closing up
But I'm tr[D]ying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this l[A]ife on a dirt road
And everything[G] that I love is gone
And I'm ti[A]red of hangin on

She got me sittin at a [D]bar on the inside
Waitin for my [A]ride on the outside
She stole my [G]heart in the trailer park
So I ja[C]cked the keys to her fuckin car
Cr[A]ashed that piece of shit

And then stepped away

Guess it was me[D]ant to be

Romance is misery
So much for m[A]emories

And now I'm headed to the penitentary
See me on [G]T.V.

The next cop series

I [Am] [A] danger
I g[A]uess I should've did something about my anger
But I'll ne[D]ver learn

Real things I don't concern
I poor ker[A]osene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's [G]my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over
She th[A]rew a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova

And now I'm go[D]in back again
Back to the p[A]en to see my friends
And when we a[G]ll pile out that county van
They'll as[A]k me where I've been

Repeat as many times as needed):
I've been at a b[D]ar on the inside
Waitin for my r[A]ide on the outside
She broke my hea[G]rt in the trailer park
So I ja[C]cked the keys to her fuckin car
[A]I crashed that piece of shit

And then stepped away

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