Bartender

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[E]Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my [B]parole to have a good time
When [A]I got home it was 6 AM
The d[B]oor was locked so I kicked it in
She was t[E]rippin’ on the bills
I think she was [B]high on some pills
She threw my s[A]hit out into the yard
Then she c[B]alled me a bum and slapped me real hard
And [E]in my drunken stupor
I did what I s[B]hould have never done
and now I’m s[A]ittin’ here, talking to you
[B]Drunk and on the run

[B]I’m sittin’ at a b[E]ar on the inside
Waitin’ for my [B]ride on the outside
She stole my [A]heart, in the trailer park
So I j[D]acked the keys to her fuckin’ car
[B]Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

You know Mo I’ll p[E]robably get ten years
So just give me [B]beers till they get here
Yeah I [A]know the sun is comin’ up
And y'all are p[B]robably gettin' ready for closin’up
But im t[E]rying to drown my soul
Im tired of this l[B]ife on the dirt road
And everyt[A]hing that I love is gone
And I’m ti[B]red of hangin on

[B]She's got me sittin’ at a [E]bar on the inside
Waitin’ for my [B]ride on the outside
She stole my [A]heart, in the trailer park
So I [D]jacked the keys to her fuckin’ car
And c[B]rashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Rap:
[B]Yes it was me[E]ant to be Romance is misery
So much for m[B]emories
[B]And now I am headed to the penitentiary see me on [A]TV
[A]The next cop series I am a danger [B]
[B]I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I n[E]ever learn Real things I don’t concern
I pour k[B]erosene on everything I love And watch it burn
I know it’s [A]my fault
But I wasn’t happy it was over She t[B]hrew a fit
[B]So I crashed that piece of shit nova

And now I'm g[E]oin' back again
Back to the [B]pen to see my friends
When we a[A]ll file off that county van
They gonna [B]ask me where I've been

I've been at a b[E]ar on the inside
Waitin’ for my [B]ride on the outside
She broke my h[A]eart, in the trailer park
So I j[D]acked the keys to her fuckin’ car
I [B]Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Fades out:
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