Cocksuckers Club

[G](Hi honey, I’m homo)

(verse 1)
[G]He´s thought about it for a long long time

[D]About being attracted to his own kind

[C]He´s ready to take those fantasies

[D]And make them into something real

[Am]And finally do all the things
He´s been dreaming of      [D]

[N.C.]He´s joining the cocksucker club          [G]

(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
To not have to pretend he was drunk
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows he´s finally ready to say
Some of the things
He´s constantly thinking of
By joining the cocksucker club

(chorus 1)
[E]So lick lick lick suck suck suck       [A]            [D]

[E]Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck        [A]                    [D]
[E]Down on your knees, giving good head           [A]                      [D]
[E]Do it on your parents´queen-size bed [A]           [D]                       [A]                                [D]

(verse 3, same chords as verse 1)
In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding dick
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
By joining the cocksuckers club

(chorus 2, same chords as chorus 1)
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a dick that´s new
Is a fun activity to pursue

(interlude)
[G]  [D]  [C]  [D]

(verse 4, same chords as verse 1)
He´s thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He´s finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goin´down for love
He´s joining the cocksucker club            [G]

(outro)
[E]He´s ready for the cock[G]sucker club              [A]

He´s a member of the cocksucke[G]r club                [C]                        [D]                              [G]