Homo Christmas
Pansy DivisionVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
(verse 1)
You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out of Christmas cheer
(chorus)
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
(chorus)
(verse 3, same chords)
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
(chorus x2, end on )
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Readable chord sheet for Homo Christmas by Pansy Division
[G] [C] [Am] [D] (verse 1) [G]You'll probably get sweaters [Am]Underwe[C]ar and so[D]cks [G]But what you'd re[C]ally like for Christmas [Am]Is a nice hard [C]cock [D] [G]You deserve a cute boy [C] [Am]Who's horny and [C]queer [D] [G]To make the most out[C] of Christmas[Am] cheer [C] [D] (chorus) [G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]present [D] [G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]queer [D] [G]I wanna be y[C]our Cristmas p[Am]resent [D] [C]Have a homo Christmas [D]this year [G] (verse 2, same chords as verse 1) Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play (chorus) (verse 3, same chords) Your family Won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts (chorus x2, end on [G])