There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet
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Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin------stripes
Em
Who------a, everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
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Readable chord sheet for There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet by Panic! At The Disco
[Em]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed [Am7]I'm [G]wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and..[B]. [Em] [Em]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and[D7] top hats with the doorman [G]From that moment you'll be out of [Am7]place and underdressed I'm [Am]wrecking this evening already and [B]loving every minute of it [C]Ruining this banquet for the mild[Bm]ly inspiring [Baug]and... When you're [Em]in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, [Am]pin------[Am]stripes [Am] [Am] [Am7] [B7] [F#7] [B7] [Em] Who------a, everything goes according to plan [Em]I'm the new cancer, [B7]never looked better, [Em]you can't sta[G]nd it[D] Because you [G]say so under your breath You're rea[F#]ding [B7]lips "When did he [Bm]get all confi[C]dent?" [C]Haven't you [Bm]heard that[Am7] I'm the new [G]cancer? Never looked [Am7]better, and [B7]you can't stand it [B] [C] [B] [C] [B] [Em]Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and [Am7]I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and [G]Tonight, tonight you are, you are[Am7] a whispering campaign [B7]I bet to them your name is "Cheap", [B]I bet to them you look like [B7]shh... [Em]Talk to the mirror, [Am]oh, choke back tears And keep [G]telling yourself that "[C]I'm a diva!"[B] [Am7] [Am7]Oh and the smokes in that [B7]cigarette box on the [C]table, They just so [Am7]happen [B7]to be [Am]laced [B7]with [Am7]nitroglyce[B7]rin [Em]I'm the new cancer, [B7]never looked better, [Em]you can't sta[G]nd it[D] Because you [G]say so under your breath You're rea[F#]ding [B7]lips "When did he [Bm]get all confi[C]dent?" [C]Haven't you [Bm]heard that[Am7] I'm the new [G]cancer? Never looked [Am7]better, and [B7]you can't stand it [Em] [Am] [G] [Em] [Am] [B] [Em] [Em] [Em] [Am] [G] [Em] [Am] [B] [Em] [Em] [Em]Haven't you he[Am]ard that I[G]'m the new ca[Em]ncer? I've [Am]never looked be[B]tter, and y[Em]ou can't stand it [Em]Haven't you he[Am]ard that I[G]'m the new ca[Em]ncer? I've [Am]never looked be[B]tter, and y[Em]ou can't stand it And I [Em]know, and I know, it just [Am]doesn't feel like a night [G]out with no one sizing you [Em]up I've never [Am7]been so surrepti[B7]tious, so of course you'll be dis[Em]tracted when I spike the punch And I [Em]know, and I know, it just [Am]doesn't feel like a night [G]out with no one sizing you [Em]up I've never [Am7]been so surrepti[B7]tious, so of course you'll be dis[Em]tracted when I spike the punch And I [Em]know, and I know, it just [Am]doesn't feel like a night [G]out with no one sizing you [Em]up I've never [Am7]been so surrepti[B7]tious, so of course you'll be dis[Em]tracted when I spike [B7]the [Em]punch
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