She's Nubs

It's kinda [D]hard to wear high [A]heels, or slip [D]on banana [A]peels
[D]How does she get [A]in and out of [E]tubs
I [D]hope she dont get [A]mad, I hope she [D]thinks this song is good not [A]bad
Cause [D]we think that she's [E]totally rad, she's [A]nubs.

No [D]fingers, no [A]toes, she [D]doesn't own e[A]lbows,
No [D]phalanges no [A]knobby knees to [E]knock.
She don't [D]need knuckles or [A]hands to [D]go see punk rock [A]bands
[D]She's always [E]in the stands, she's [A]nubs
She [D]can't pick up a [A]phone, she [D]can't get dressed [A]alone
[D]She's got no [A]funny bone, she's [E]nubs
No [D]shoes for [A]feet but we sure [D]do think she's [A]neat, she's [D]nubs, she's [E]nubs,
she's [A]nubs

[F#]  I asked her if she want a [D]drink, I [A]asked her if she liked [E]Toronto,
[F#]  I asked her to go out to the [D]bar, but all she said was no [E]thanks, no and [A]no

It was [D]time for us to [A]leave, so I [D]grabbed and shook her [A]sleeve
and [D]told her I'd [A]see her at the next [E]club.
she [D]got into a [A]pack and some guy [D]put her on his [A]back,[D] she said [E]goodbye and
kinda waved her [A]stub
She's [D]got beauitful [A]eyes, and [D]breasts regular [A]size,
[D]but without [A]calves and thighs, she's [E]nubs
It's [D]hard to give good [A]head or get [D]tied to a [A]bed,
when [D]all you've got is a [E]body and head, she's nu[A]bs
[D]She's [A]nubs, [D]She's [A]nubs, [D]She's [A]nubs, She's [E]nubs...

Oh she [D]may not walk the [A]walk, and she [D]may not like to [A]talk
But [D]boy she sure knows [E]how to rock, she's [A]nubs (she is nubs).