Happy Breakup Song

Intro/ post Chorus
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[A]Hello dear there somth[E]in' on my mind
[D]There somethin' between us I can't find [E]
[A]Can please please show me the lig[E]ht
[D]Because with you I refuse to fight    [E]

[A]It's cause you have a [E]new girlfriend
[D]She gives you better head then me       [E]
[A]It's cause that guy that you hide[E]
[D]I heard he can make you scream        [E]
[F#]I guess I'm a shmo  [E]
[A]You have better people to fuck then me
[F#]I guess that I'm the jerk
[A]That lets you fuck who ever you please

Post Chorius
[A]We used to have such g[E]ood times
[D]You lay before me as I tell you my mind [E]
[A]I listen as you talk a[E]bout some girl
[D]You said some day she'd be your wife    [E]

[F#]I guess I'm a shmo  [E]
[A]You have better people to fuck then me
[F#]I guess that I'm the[E] jerk
[A]That lets you fuck who ever you please
Post Chorus
By the way Bitch! You kis[A]s my god damn ass     [E]
[D]Eat shit and die you dirty fuckin' slut [E]
[A]Fuck off you stupid fu[E]ckin' cunt
[D]I hope you choke on toxicshock          [E]
[A]You fuckin' Duchebag  [E]