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Sportsman Bar

Nerf Herder
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 (Done with open chords)
There's  a place on Figueroa  Street,
 Where you  can always  gooooo
 Smiling  faces you  might meet,
 Whoa!  All Hail,
 The Sportsman  Bar
 Whoa!  All Hail,
 The Sportsman  Bar
 (Rest of the song is power chords)
 The trophies  on the mantel
 Are covered  with dust,
 And the pretzels  are from nineteen  eighty-twooooo.
 The soda  from the bar
 Tastes just  like rust,
 Nobody cares!  All Hail
 The Sportsman  Bar
 Whoa!  All Hail,
   (Hold)
 The Sportsman Bar
 Pre Chorus 1:
 There's  Mike Green,
 He's fallen  to his knees,
 He's mumbling  'bout the
 State Street rock and roooolllllll
 They took  away the booths,
 But unless  they take the roof
 We will see  you again here tomorrow!
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D-------------------------------------------------------|
A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4-5-4-2-4-2-|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------|
A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4--2-0-|
E--------------------------------------------------|
 Whoa!  All hail,
 the sportsman  bar!
 Say a prayer for friends
 Who passed away,
 Say a prayer for the lurkers
 And the losers
 And to all you bastards
 That moved out of town,
 We'll see you at Thanksgiving
 At the Sportsman Bar
 Whoa! All Hail,
 The Sportsman Bar
 Pre Chorus 2:
 Ned's our man,
 With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can,
 Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight!
 He'll punch you in the face,
 But it's your kind of place
 So we'll see you again here tomorrow!
 Everybody's  drunk!  Everybody's  drunk!  x3
 Whoa!  All Hail,  The Sportsman Bar
 (Final time do this)
 Sports-man  Baaaar!

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Readable chord sheet for Sportsman Bar by Nerf Herder

(Done with open chords)
[A]Ther[A]e's a place on Fig[E]ueroa Str[A]eet,
Where y[D]ou can al[A]ways g[B]ooo[E]oo
Sm[A]iling faces y[E]ou might m[A]eet,
W[D]hoa! All H[A]ail,
The Spo[E]rtsman B[A]ar
W[D]hoa! All H[A]ail,
The Spo[E]rtsman B[A]ar

(Rest of the song is power chords)

The tro[A5]phies on the mantel
Are co[E5]vered with d[A5]ust,
And the pre[D5]tzels are from nine[A5]teen eighty-t[G5]woo[E5]ooo.
The s[A5]oda from the [E5]bar
Tastes j[A5]ust like r[D5]ust,
Nobody ca[A5]res! All H[E5]ail
The Spor[A5]tsman Bar
W[D5]hoa! All H[A5]ail,
       [E5]      [A5]  (Hold)
The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 1:
T[D5]here's Mike Green,
He's fa[A5]llen to his knees,
He's mum[D5]bling 'bout the
State Street rock and ro[A5]oooll[E5]lllll
They t[D5]ook away the booths,
But un[A5]less they take the r[B5]oof
We will s[D5]ee you again here tom[E5]orrow!

E-------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------|
A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4-5-4-2-4-2-|
E-------------------------------------------------------|

E--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------|
A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4--2-0-|
E--------------------------------------------------|
W[D5]hoa! All ha[A5]il,
the spor[E5]tsman b[A5]ar!

Say a prayer for friends
Who passed away,
Say a prayer for the lurkers
And the losers
And to all you bastards
That moved out of town,
We'll see you at Thanksgiving
At the Sportsman Bar
Whoa! All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar

Pre Chorus 2:
Ned's our man,
With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can,
Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight!
He'll punch you in the face,
But it's your kind of place
So we'll see you again here tomorrow!

Eve[A5]rybody's dr[E5]unk! Ever[A5]ybody's dr[D5]unk!      x3
W[A5]hoa! All H[E5]ail, The Spo[D5]rtsman [A5]Bar

(Final time do this)
Sp[D5]orts-[E5]man Ba[A5]aaar!

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