I've Got a Boner for Christmas

[C]Mend up your s[C]tocking hole
[C]Cause this lump ain't m[C]ade of coal
[D]I've got a bo[C]ner for Chr[G]istmas
[C]Cranberry sauce, green b[C]eans and muffins
[C]You be the turkey and I[C]'m the stuffing
[D]I've got a b[C]oner for Chr[G]istmas

Singin' j[C]oy to the wo[G]rld!
To e[C]ach and every g[G]irl
To a[C]-all of your gi[D]rls
O-[C]oooh  Go!

Bridge/Solo:   (Verse Chords)
   [C]
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
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O[D]ooh, o[C]ooh, oo[G]ooh Yeah!
   [C]
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
O[D]ooh, o[C]ooh, oo[G]ooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing j[C]oy to the wo[G]rld.
To e[C]ach and every g[G]irl.
To a-a[C]ll of your gi[D]rls
O-ooo[C]h.
I've got a boner [D]
O-o[C]ooh
For Chri[G]stmas