Philosophers Song
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D-DU-UDU
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'
But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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Readable chord sheet for Philosophers Song by Monty Python
[D]Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant Who was very rarely [A]stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the [D]table David Hume could out-consume Whilhelm Friedrich [G]Hegel And [A]Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as [D]Schlagel There's nothin' [A]Nieizsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates him[D]self was [B7]permanently [E7]pissed John Stuart Mill of his own free will After half a pint o' shanty became particularly ill Plato they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart `I drink therefore I am' But Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed