I Like Chinese
Monty PythonVersion1
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I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and
they're ready to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them,
that's what I say.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're
cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they've
done to impress,
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Cinese will survive us all
without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they are wise and they're witty
and are ready to please.
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food if guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
their yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese ...
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Readable chord sheet for I Like Chinese by Monty Python
[G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese, They [D]only come up to your knees, Yet they're [G]always [Em]friendly, and they're [Am]ready to [D]please. [G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese, There's [D]nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd [G]better learn to [Em]like them, [Am]that's what I [D]say. [G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese, They [D]come from a long way overseas, But they're [G]cute and they're [Em]cuddly, and they're [Am]ready to [D]please. [G]I like Chinese food, [A]The waiters never are rude, [D]Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's [G]Maoism, [Em]Taoism, [Am]I Ching and [D]Chess. So [G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese, I [D]like their tiny little trees, Their [G]Zen, their [Em]Ping-pong, their [Am]yin and [D]yang-ese. [G]I like Chinese thought, [A]The wisdom that Confucious taught If [D]Darwin is anything to shout about, The [G]Cinese will sur[Em]vive us all [Am]without any [D]doubt. So, [G]I like Chinese [A]I like Chinese They [D]only come up to your knees, Yet they are [G]wise and they're [Em]witty and are [Am]ready to [D]please. [G]I like Chinese [A]I like Chinese Their [D]food if guaranteed to please, A [G]fourteen, a [Em]seven, a [Am]nine and lynch[D]ees. [G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese, I [D]like their tiny little trees, Their [G]Zen, their [Em]ping-pong, their [Am]yin and yang-[D]ese. [G]I like Chinese, [A]I like Chinese ...