Penis Song
Monty PythonVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Readable chord sheet for Penis Song by Monty Python
[D7]Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis [G] [A7]Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong [D] [D7] [D7]It's swell to have a stiffy It's [G]divine to [G7]own a [E7]dick From the [A7]tiniest little tadger To the [D]world's [A7]biggest [D]prick So [D7]three cheers for your willy or John Thomas[G] [A7]Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake[D] [A7] [D] Your [D7]piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your [G]Percy [G7]or your [E7]cock You can [A7]wrap it up in ribbons You can [D]slip it [A7]in your [D]sock But don't [C]take it out in [C#dim7]public Or they will [G]stick you [B7]in the [E7]dock And you [A7]won't [D7]come [G]back [D7] [G] OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH