Medical Love Song
Monty PythonVersion1
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D-DU-UDU
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Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.
(Faster):
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve-itis.
My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve...itis.
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Readable chord sheet for Medical Love Song by Monty Python
-----------------------................ [A] Inflam-[D]mation of the foreskin, re-[A7]minds me of your smile. I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for [D]quite a little [D7]while. I [G]gave my heart to [Gdim]NSU, that [D]lovely night in [B7]June, I [E7]ache for you my darling, and I [A7]hope you get well [A]soon. (Faster): My [D]penile warts, your herpes, my [A7]syphilitic sores, Your Moenelial Infection; how I [D]miss you, more and [D7]more. Your [G]dnob's itch my [Gdim]scrumpox, our [D]lovely Gonorrho-[B7]ea; At [E7]least we both were lying, when we [A7]said that we were [A]clear. Our [D]syphilic kisses, sealed the [A7]secret of our tryst. You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a [D]quick flick of your [D7]wrist. Your [G]Trichovagi-[Gdim]nitis sent [D]shivers down my [B7]spine; I got [E7]snail tracks in my anus, when your [A]Spi[N.C.]rochaetes met mine. [A] [D] Gonoccalurethritis, [E7]Streptocalbalinitis. [A7] Meningo Myelitis; [D]Diplococcal [B7]Cepha-[E7]litis.[A7] [D] Epididymitis, [E7]Interstitial Keratitis. [A7] Syphilitic Choroiditis and [D]Anterior [G]Uve-[D]itis. [D] My clapped-out genitalia, is [A7]not so bad for me, As the com-plete and utter failure, every [D]time I try to [D7]pee. My [G]doctor says my [Gdim]blue balls, are the [D]worst he's ever [B7]seen. My [E7]scrotum's painted orange, and my [A7]balls are turning [A]green. [D] My heart is very tender, though my [A7]parts are awful raw. You might have been infected, but you [D]never were a [D7]bore. I'm [G]dying of your [Gdim]love, my love; I'm your [D]Spirochaetal [B7]clown. I've [E7]left my body to science, but I'm a-[A7]fraid they've turned it down.[A] [D] Gonoccalurethritis, [E7]Streptocalbalinitis. [A7] Meningo Myelitis; [D]Diplococcal [B7]Cepha-[E7]litis.[A7] [D] Epididymitis, [E7]Interstitial Keratitis. [A7] Syphilitic Choroiditis and [D]Anterior [G]Uve...[D]itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: [A] [D] [A7] [D7] [G] [Gdim] [B7] [E7] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 320003 xx3434 021200 020100