Every Sperm Is Sacred
Monty PythonVersion1
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There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And I have been, since before I was born.
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer;
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on;
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...
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Readable chord sheet for Every Sperm Is Sacred by Monty Python
---------------------------................ [A7] There are [D]Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, There are [G]Hindus, and [A7]Mormons, and [D]then; There are [E7]those that follow Mo-[A7]hammed, but; [E7] I've never been one of [A7]them. [A7] I'm a Roman [D]Catholic, And I [A7]have been, since before I was [D]born. And the [E7]one thing they say about [A7]Catholics, is; They'll [E7]take you, as soon as you're [A7]warm. You [A7]don't have to be a six [D]footer; You [A7]don't have to have a great [D]brain. You [E7]don't have to have any [A7]clothes on; You're a [E7]Catholic the moment dad [A7]came, because... [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great.[D7] [G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [G]God gets [D7]quite i-[G]rate.[G7] [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great.[D7] [G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [G]God gets [D7]quite i-[G]rate.[G7] [G] Let the [D7]heathen [G]spill [G7]theirs, [C]on the [C/B]dusty [Am7]ground.[D7] [G] God shall [G7]make them [C]pay [Cm]for, each [G]sperm that [D7]can't be [G]found.[G7] [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]wan-[G7]ted, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]good.[D7] [G] Every [G7]sperm is [C]need-[Cm]ed, [G]in your [D7]neighbour-[G]hood.[G7] [G] Hindu, [D7]Taoist, [G]Mor-[G7]mon; spill [C]theirs [C/B]just any-[Am7]where.[D7] But [G]God loves [G7]those who [C]treat [Cm]their, [G]semen [D7]with more [G]care.[D7] [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]sa-[G7]cred, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]great.[D7] [G] If a [G7]sperm is [C]was-[Cm]ted; [A7]God gets quite i-[D7]rate. [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]wan-[G7]ted, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]good.[D7] [G] Every [G7]sperm is [C]need-[Cm]ed, [A7]in your neighbour-[D7]hood. [G] Every [D7]sperm is [G]use-[G7]ful, [C]every [C/B]sperm is [Am7]fine.[D7] [G] God needs [G7]every-[C]bo-[Cm]dy's; [G]mine, and [D7]mine, and [G]min[N.C.]e. [Eb] [Bb7] [Eb] [Eb7] [Ab] [G] [Ab] [Fm7] [Bb7] [Eb] [Bb7] [Ab] [Eb] [Bb7] [Eb] [Eb] Let the [Bb7]Pagans [Eb]spill [Eb7]theirs, o'er [Ab]mountain [G]hi[Ab]ll and [Fm7]plain;[Bb7] [Eb] God shall [Eb7]strike them [Ab]down [Abm]for, each [Eb]sperm that's [Bb7]spilt in [Eb]vain. [Ab] Every [Eb7]sperm is [Ab]sa-[Ab7]cred, [C#]every [C/C#]sperm is [Bbm7]good. [Eb7] [Ab] Every [Ab7]sperm is [C#]need-[C#m]ed, [Bb7]in your neighbour-[Eb7]hood. [Ab] Every [Eb7]sperm is [Ab]sa-[Ab7]cred, [C#]every [C/C#]sperm is [Bbm7]great.[Eb7] [Ab] If a [Ab7]sperm is [C#]was-[C#m]ted; [Ab7]God gets [Eb7]quite i-[Ab]rate... [Ab] [Ab7] [C#] [C#m] [Ab7] [N.C.] [Eb7] [Ab] CHORD DIAGRAMS: [A7] [D] [G] [E7] [D7] [G7] [C] [C/B] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] x02223 xx0232 320003 020100 xx0212 323000 x32010 x20010 [Am7] [Cm] [Eb] [Bb7] [Ab] [G] [Ab] [Fm7] [Eb7] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] x02013 x35543 x68886 686766 466544 366544 131111 x68686 [Abm] [Ab7] [C#] [C/C#] [Bbm7] [C#m] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] 466444 464544 x46664 x36664 686666 x46654