Failure With Girls
Macc LadsVersion1
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I've got an ugly face,
With spots all over the place,
I haven't got any mates,
And me clothes have gone out of date.
I go to the pub on me own,
And I drink me orange alone,
I sit and stare at the crack,
But they just turn their backs,
I want to chat them up,
But I stare at me feet,
And then I go home and I beat me meat,
I'm dead shy about the size of me dick,
And chips and gravy make me sick,
I'm a failure with girls I don't know why,
He's a failure with girls He don't know why,
I'm a failure with girls They're so unkind,
He's a failure with girls They're so unkind,
I'm a failure with girls They make me cry,
He's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry,
Only wish I could say that I don't mind.
A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note",
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
It were the first pint I ever had,
And I changed to a real Macc Lad,
Me clothes started looking dead flash,
I got a tattoo and a moustache,
And me car got a go-faster stripe,
And now I pull crack every night,
And I'm not weak anymore,
Cause me dick measures three foot four,
So don't you call me wimp,
Cause it's three foot four even when it's limp.
I'm dead macho with girls I never fail,
He's dead macho with girls he nevers fails,
I'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,
He's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,
I'm dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
He's dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
Only wish that I didn't have VD.
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Readable chord sheet for Failure With Girls by Macc Lads
[F#]I've got an ugly [A]face, With [E]spots all over the [B]place, [F#]I haven't got any [A]mates, [E]And me clothes have gone [B]out of date. [F#]I go to the pub on me [A]own, And I [E]drink me orange al[B]one, [F#]I sit and stare at the [A]crack, But [E]they just [B]turn their backs, I [Ab]want to chat them [C#]up, But I [F#]stare at me [B]feet, And [Ab]then I go [C#]home and I [F#]beat me [B]meat, [Ab]I'm dead [C#]shy about the [F#]size of me [B]dick, [D]And chips and gravy make me sick, [F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls I don't know [C#]why, [C#]He's a failure with [B]girls He don't know [F#]why, [F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls They're so un[C#]kind, [C#]He's a failure with [B]girls They're so [F#]unkind, [F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls They make me [C#]cry, [C#]He's a failure with [B]girls They make hI'm [F#]cry, [F#]Only wish I could [E]say that I don't m[B]ind. [F#]A Macc Lad said "Sonny take [A]note", And he [E]poured a pint of bitter down me [B]throat, It were the [F#]first pint I ever [A]had, And I [E]changed to a [B]real Macc Lad, Me [F#]clothes started looking dead [A]flash, I got a [E]tattoo and a moust[B]ache, And me [F#]car got a go-faster [A]stripe, And [E]now I pull crack [B]every night, And I[C#]'m not [F#]weak anymo[B]re, Cause me [C#]dick measures [F#]three foot [B]four, So [C#]don't you [F#]call me w[B]imp, Cause it's [Ab]three foot four even [C#]when it's limp. [F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls I never [C#]fail, [C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls he nevers [F#]fails, [F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls cause I sup [C#]ale, [C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls cause he sups [F#]ale, [F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls thanks to E. [C#]Lees, [C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls thanks to E. [F#]Lees, [F#]Only wish that I [E]didn't have [B]VD.