Charlotte
Macc LadsVersion1
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I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
There were a fit crack in the corner but
I knew her cunt was smelly,
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
and it's nearly closing time,
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
And I'll grummage through the slime...
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Spends her life just lying on her back.
Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
And strolled along the cut,
She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
So I slammed her half a foot.
Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
And I knew just what fu-t do,
I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
I lost it right up to me tattoo.
Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
So crabs and herpes and VD.
Oh Charlotte.....
And we ended up at her place,
And I waded through the johnnies,
She put another notch in her bedstead,
while I watched "The Two Ronnies".
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
She's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
Charlotte...
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Readable chord sheet for Charlotte by Macc Lads
[Em] [G] [C] [Em]
[Em] [G] [C] [B]
I [Em]walked into the [G]Nag's Head fu-t [C]sustinate me [Em]belly,
There were a [Em]fit crack in the [G]corner but
I [C]knew her cunt was [B]smelly,
She [Em]smelt of rotting [G]fish heads and [C]old and crispy [Em]sick,
[Em]Said her name were [G]Charlotte and she [C]wanted suck me [B]dick.
Oh, I [Em]thought now lad, [G]times are hard,
and it's [C]nearly closing [Em]time,
I'll put a [Em]bag on her head, and a [G]peg on me nose,
And I'll [C]grummage through the [B]slime...
[Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She'll do [Em]anything fu-t [C]get you in the [B]sack,
With her [Em]legs spread wide she [C]opens up her [B]crack,
[Em]Spends her life [C]just lying on her [B]back.
Well, we [Em]walked along, up [G]Buxton Road,
And [C]strolled along the [Em]cut,
She said "[Em]give us an inch and I'll [G]take a yard."
So I [C]slammed her half a [B]foot.
Got me [Em]hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a [G]Macc Lad,
And I [C]knew just what fu-t [Em]do,
I got me [Em]hand inside, and then me [G]arm inside,
I [C]lost it right up to me tat[B]too.
Oh, [Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She'll do [Em]anything fu-t [C]get you in the [B]sack,
[Em]Coffee, sex and [C]johnny bags come [B]free,
[Em]So crabs and [C]herpes and V[B]D.
Oh [Em]Charlotte.....
[Em] [G] [C] [Em]
[Em] [G] [C] [B]
And we [Em]ended up at [G]her place,
And I [C]waded through the [Em]johnnies,
She put a[Em]nother notch in her [G]bedstead,
while [C]I watched "The Two [B]Ronnies".
[Em]Charlotte is the [C]biggest slag in [B]Macc,
She [Em]lies in wait and [C]then she springs her [B]trap,
She's [Em]always got fu-t [C]take the upper [B]hand,
And you [Em]are what you drink, and [C]I'm a bitter [B]man.[B] [A] [G]
[Em]Charlotte...