Clever Hans

[G]    [Bm]          [D7]      [C]
   [G]We?re[Bm] a pantomime[D7] horse  [C]
   [G]There[Bm]?s a stupid [D7]suit whe[C]re our relationship was
   And we?r[G]e stuck in[C]side, we?re stuck[G] inside     [C]
   There?s nowhere[G] to gallop and the[C]re?s nowhere to hide   [Am]                   [D7]

   We?re a pantomime horse
   The two of us down on all fours
   And we?re running around blind
   We?re running around blind
   With you in front and me behind of course

   [G]  [C]    [G]  [C]     [G]  [C]     [Bm]   [C]
(Whistling)
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[G]   Clever Hans,    Clever [C]Hans  (4x)[D7]

[G]   We[Bm]?re a pantom[D7]ime hors[C]e
[G]   An[Bm]d I?m mixing[D7] up my m[C]etaphors
   And I?m starting t[G]o see red, I?m star[C]ting to see[G] red                  [C]
[G]   Hi ho Silver, H[C]ello Mr Ed             [Am]                             [D7]

(Wh[G]ist[C]ling)[G]   [C]         [G]            [C]                  [Bm]                       [C]

[G]   [C]Cleve[D7]r Hans
[G]   Have we laid our bets, have [Bm]we run our race?              [C]
[G]   Have we gone to pasture, hav[Bm]e we given up the chase?      [C]                 [Am7]
[G]   We?ve got the world at our f[Bm]eet You?ve got the whip in you[C]r hands
[G]   But we?re a hundred-to-one, [Bm] We?re an outside chance      [C]                                  [Am7]
[Bm]   Sometimes it seems like no one underst[C]ands       [G]
[G]   Cle[C]ver H[D7]ans
[G]   We[Bm]?re a pantom[D7]ime hors[C]e
   The two of us down on all fours
   And we?re running around[G] fast, We?re ru[C]nning aroun[G]d fast                [C]
   [G]You?re a nose ahea[C]d  ,  And in the end I?[Am]m just the arse [D7]