Punchlines
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I must admit I find it funny
But I might have known shed find it dumb
The air hostess and the blow-up dummy
Im in stitches and shes twiddling her thumbs
She hasnt laughed once
through twice]
She thinks theres something wrong with my sense of humour
And I think theres something wrong with hers
Once upon a time she was easily amused
But now I think that joke might be getting worse
It was funny at first
Im overjoyed when she understands
I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
But the most she ever gives me is a second glance
She never gets a kick out of my punchlines
through twice]
I saw her smiling during Gilligans Island
I suspect sarcastically
Despite myself, Im beside myself
My sides are splitting but so is she
Shes laughing at me
Im overjoyed when she understands
I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
But the most she ever gives me is a second glance
She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines
Sometimes
Give me half a chance....
Give me half a chance....
Give me half a chance....
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Readable chord sheet for Punchlines by Lucksmiths
[E]/[F#] - [202100] [B7] - [7978(10)7] I [E]must ad[B]mit I [C#m]find it [A]funny But I [E]might have [B]known shed [C#m]find it [A]dumb The [E]air ho[B]stess and the [C#m]blow-up [A]dummy [E]Im in [B]stitches and shes [C#m]twiddling her [A]thumbs She [D]ha[Dsus4]snt l[D]aughed [A]once [Play [E] [B] [C#m] [A] through twice] She thinks theres [E]something [B]wrong with my [C#m]sense of h[A]umour And I [E]think theres s[B]omething [C#m]wrong with [A]hers [E]Once upon a [B]time she was [C#m]easily [A]amused But now I [E]think that [B]joke might be [C#m]getting [A]worse It was [D]fu[Dsus4]nny at[D] f[A]irst [E] [E/F#] [A] [C] [D] Im [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands [E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance She [E]never gets a kick [A]out of my [B]punchlines [Play [E] [B] [C#m] [A] through twice] I [E]saw her [B]smiling during [C#m]Gilligans [A]Island [E]I suspec[B]t sar[C#m]castically[A] De[E]spite mysel[B]f, Im b[C#m]eside my[A]self My [E]sides are [B]splitting but [C#m]so is [A]she Shes [D]la[Dsus4]ughing[D] at [A]me [E] [E/F#] [A] [C] [D] Im [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands [E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance She only [E]ever gets a [A]kick out of my [B]punchlines [B7]Sometimes [E] [B] [B] [C#m] [F#m] [A] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E]Give me half a [A]chance.... [E]Give me half a [A]chance.... [E]Give me half a [A]chance.... [C] [D] [to end]