Mayonnaise And Malaise

used chords:   [A]   [Asus4]   [D]   [Dsus4]   [G]    [C]    [E]

I´m not sure what the last one is:

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[A]Writing what you say and saying it all [Asus4]back to y[D]ou [Dsus4]

[G]The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22[C]

[A]Keep it at a pace - my life is like a [Asus4]crawl to m[D]e  [Dsus4]

[G]Catatonic face - I`m marking time random[C]ly

                           [A] ... ends with [E]
Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)

then play this with fast strumming:

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Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more
I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go

It`s really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
we`ve passed our prime in record time
I never thought we`d fall so low
we`ve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go

it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I`ve come to resent what I represent
I`d like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks              :-D
So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)

Punk rock car :-)