Disgruntled Christmas
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And it's me, the man with no personality
Burning down your Christmas tree
Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall
Mistletoe is going to fall
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
Stupid songs sung way too loud
And they're getting dumber all the time
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again
You say shopping spree
I say killing spree
And I can think of Christmas past
Like the Christmas before last
Uncles
Aunts
And I could act like I don't care
That all I get is underwear
I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log
Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow
Something to burn away the freezing snow
If you just let me
And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again
You'll be sorry
That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus
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Readable chord sheet for Disgruntled Christmas by Local H
And it's m[A]e, the man with n[C]o personality [E]Burning down your Christmas tree [A]Blowing up bom[C]bs in the shopping mall [E]Mistletoe is going to fall [A]Taking shots a[C]t the caroling crowd [E]Stupid songs sung way too loud [A]And they're getting d[C]umber all the time[E] [F]I really don't see why I should spare your [E]friends [F]Since I can't say I care if I ever see them [E]again [Dm]You say shopping spree [C]I say killing spree[G] [A]And I can think of [C]Christmas past [E]Like the Christmas before last [A]U[Cousins]ncles [C] [E]Aunts [A]And I could act like [C]I don't care [E]That all I get is underwear [A]I'd like to beat you on the head [C]with that ole yule log[E] [F]Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow [E] [F]Something to burn away the freezing snow[E] [Dm]If you just let me [C]And I'll be glad to t[G]ear your Frosty down[A] [C] [E] I think Christmas really sucks (x2)[A] [C] [E] [F]I really don't see why I should spare your friends[E] [F]'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again[E] [Dm]You'll be sorry [C]That you ever lied to [G]me about Santa Claus[A]